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The Funny Side of Religion

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  • Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭Wereghost


    Liamario wrote: »
    He may be referring to the fact that your sex has been revealed.
    Whatever about her tuts, she should definitely cover up her sex. ;)
    ninja900 wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-19594442



    Ooh the ironing, from the point of view of any 20th century Irish catholicism sufferer.
    Did Pope Ben just make a distinction between religion and individual conscience? If he did then I think he deserves credit for that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Scrawny71 wrote: »
    Did Pope Ben just make a distinction between religion and individual conscience? If he did then I think he deserves credit for that.
    Is he not fundamentally the political head man of a religious State himself?
    I think he's trying to have a pop at the Islamic politicians, telling them to go easy on non-muslim minorities when they take power. But he's pussyfooting around the issue so much that his words have lost all their meaning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,704 ✭✭✭G.K.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭Liamario


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 683 ✭✭✭General Relativity


    bluewolf wrote: »
    :confused:

    Huge blog on either skepchick/FTB/somewhere on Miss/Mrs/Ms, when to use them, who to use them on and being a misogynist if you use the wrong one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    First World Atheist problems.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    First World Atheist problems.

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    I still wouldn't capitalize the word, no matter where it appeared.

    god is not real.

    See it's fine.


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,713 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Kivaro wrote: »
    I still wouldn't capitalize the word, no matter where it appeared.

    god is not real.

    See it's fine.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭mikhail


    Penn wrote: »
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    Capitilisation is a spelling issue, not a grammatical one. If you're going to play pedant, do it right.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    mikhail wrote: »
    Capitilisation is a spelling issue, not a grammatical one. If you're going to play pedant, do it right.
    "Do it correctly" -- using the adjective "right" as an adverb is dubious at best :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,713 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    mikhail wrote: »
    Capitilisation is a spelling issue, not a grammatical one. If you're going to play pedant, do it right.

    No, it is a grammatical error as the word is still spelled correctly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭UDP


    Penn wrote: »
    No, it is a grammatical error as the word is still spelled correctly.
    I would contend it is an orthographic error.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,941 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    That would be an ecumenical matte- er, error.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    UDP wrote: »
    I would contend it is an orthographic error.
    <pedant level="extreme">

    Perhaps "orthographic" -> "orthographical"? Since "graphic" is one of the few English adjectives which has separate attributive and predicative forms:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adjective#Types_of_use

    ie, "That scene is very graphic", but "That's a nice graphical user interface". German and Russian (and I'm sure many other languages) distinguish between attributive and predicative usage, while English generally doesn't.

    </pedant>


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,713 ✭✭✭✭Penn


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  • Moderators Posts: 51,792 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    robindch wrote: »
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    I was wondering if someone could give me the gist of this joke?

    Really beginning to think I need a college education to appreciate all the jokes in this forum :P:pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    koth wrote: »
    I was wondering if someone could give me the gist of this joke?

    Really beginning to think I need a college education to appreciate all the jokes in this forum :P:pac:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heisenberg_Uncertainty_Principle

    Bascially states that there's a fundamental limit on how precise you can be when determining a particle's position (as well as a few other properties), such that all measurements are basically a "closest guess" to the true value.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, probably.
    mikhail wrote: »
    Capitilisation is a spelling issue
    Capitalisation :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    Why wouldn't you capitalise the word god when referring to the Christian deity? It's surely the same as with Thor or Harry Potter?


  • Moderators Posts: 51,792 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Why wouldn't you capitalise the word god when referring to the Christian deity?
    Two main reasons I suspect: (a) the christian deity doesn't have a name like "Thor" and instead, the generic term "god" is used, so it's at least arguable that a non-specific term shouldn't be capitalized (particularly if you bear in mind the vast number of different personalities, and therefore individual deities, which different religious groupings believe exist). But I think it's more likely that (b) the non-religious people who don't capitalize simply enjoy the stuffy reaction from the few religious people who notice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Why wouldn't you capitalise the word god when referring to the Christian deity? It's surely the same as with Thor or Harry Potter?
    As robin points out, "god" isn't really it's name, more a description of what christians believe it is. Like "lord" or "master". You'll find most references to Yahweh or Jesus are capitalised when atheists mention them.

    Aside from the mild fun that can be gained from irritating believers, there's also the point that atheists tend not to draw any distinction between the christian god and the infinite number of other possible gods which one can imagine. So any reference to "god" is a reference to the concept of god rather than any one specific god. Atheists don't lack belief in just the christian god, they lack belief in all gods, so any refutation of an alleged god's acts aren't a refutation just of that specific god, but all gods who might equally have such acts claimed in their name.

    The practice of capitalising "god" or "lord" could be considered an artists' priviledge, a stylistic choice and while it's fine within the religious text(s), doing so would be just plain incorrect outside of the Bible.

    Just because the Bible does it, does not make it correct: remember, it's just the Bible, it's not gospel (couldn't resist).


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    seamus wrote: »
    [...] atheists tend not to draw any distinction between the christian god and the infinite number of other possible gods which one can imagine. So any reference to "god" is a reference to the concept of god rather than any one specific god [...]
    Worth bearing in mind to that christianity, I believe, was one of the first religions to title its deity with the rather abstract, generic term "god" rather than a specific name like previous deities and religions had.

    This seems to make it easier for people to define an abstract relationship suitable for whatever supernatural needs they have, rather than having to acquire the slightly more concrete views that a named deity would suggest. This is further evidenced by items like the weird-seeming protestant obsession with something called a "personal relationship" with the named "Jesus", while the relationships with "god" and the "holy spirit" being far less clearly defined. Essentially, it seems like a rather clever memetic trick to increase the desirability, hence the memetic fitness, of the christian deity.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭mikhail


    Whether my last post was an effective piece of trolling, or a victim of Muphry's Law, I am saying nothing. Glad to see everyone's on the ball, mind.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    Newsweek's most recent cover looks like this and people are doing a bit of a double-take. NW then asked twitter what they thought of the cover and asked them to discuss using the hashtag #muslimrage

    I have never seen a tag turn into such a pisstake so quickly. Some of my favourites:
    "I'm having such a good hair day. No-one even knows. #muslimrage"

    "What do you mean you don't serve chocolate milk in this pub? #muslimrage"

    "The 72 virgins turn out to be all male. #muslimrage"

    "BURN ALL WESTERN LITERATURE...onto a zipdrive so I can listen to it while driving. #muslimrage"

    Some of the muslims are even making jokes about how they've "hi-jacked" the hashtag. It's gold.


  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,276 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    I always liked Garth Ennis' interpretation of the 72 virgins thing in The Chronicles of Wormwood:

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    bigger version: http://www.rpgpost.com/uploads/imgs/pre_1314240543__404.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    robindch wrote: »
    Worth bearing in mind to that christianity, I believe, was one of the first religions to title its deity with the rather abstract, generic term "god" rather than a specific name like previous deities and religions had.

    This seems to make it easier for people to define an abstract relationship suitable for whatever supernatural needs they have, rather than having to acquire the slightly more concrete views that a named deity would suggest. This is further evidenced by items like the weird-seeming protestant obsession with something called a "personal relationship" with the named "Jesus", while the relationships with "god" and the "holy spirit" being far less clearly defined. Essentially, it seems like a rather clever memetic trick to increase the desirability, hence the memetic fitness, of the christian deity.

    Prior to Moses and the burning bush in Exodus 3 the name for God that was used amongst the Hebrews was Elohim which is a generic noun for God. So you could say that the Jewish faith had a generic name for God also.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 670 ✭✭✭123 LC


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