The Funny Side of Religion

ZorbaTehZ · 04-08-2009 8:47pm

Oh my god, this is epic:

God is actually a 704 TeV cosmic ray

Flat Earth and 6000 years old!

And the math actually works out!

Zillah · 04-08-2009 10:23pm

ZorbaTehZ wrote: »

Flat Earth and 6000 years old!

And the math actually works out!

You're going to have to explain this. Obviously it has something to do with General Relativity but I'm not grasping why the earth would appear to be flattened...

ZorbaTehZ · 05-08-2009 4:48pm

Zillah wrote: »

You're going to have to explain this. Obviously it has something to do with General Relativity but I'm not grasping why the earth would appear to be flattened...

Length contraction, nice explanation here.

Image removed though ftl.

5uspect · 05-08-2009 5:00pm

ZorbaTehZ wrote: »

Length contraction, nice explanation here.

Image removed though ftl.

God is punishing you.

Zillah · 05-08-2009 7:50pm

Hot linking images makes the internet cry.

ZorbaTehZ · 05-08-2009 11:43pm

imgur.com = image hosting site... :rolleyes:

achtungbarry · 06-08-2009 9:31am

God Facebook Style !

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lankysexybeast · 06-08-2009 8:06pm

this is no joke the pope is bringing out an album in five languages .... surely it's just be the speeches of facist leaders read over wagner's top ten marching tunes.

Galvasean · 06-08-2009 10:47pm

or if you prefer...

Dades · 07-08-2009 12:12am

From your personal collection, I assume!

Galvasean · 07-08-2009 12:20am

Dades wrote: »

From your personal collection, I assume!

Really must obtain one for the next A&A beerfest, which reminds me.... SORT IT OUT!

Dades · 07-08-2009 9:56am

Galvasean wrote: »

Really must obtain one for the next A&A beerfest, which reminds me.... SORT IT OUT!

Beers are overdue alright... will have a chat with Robin and post something up soon. Polish your favourite beer mug!

robindch · 07-08-2009 10:32am

Dades wrote: »

Polish your favourite beer mug!

Polish? Mine's Russian...

pts · 07-08-2009 11:10am

I got a good chuckle out of this one. It's from mediacurves, a company which researches public perception of topical issues.

In this particular article the try to gauge how believable a tv ad is. The beleivability is plotted over time, as the ad progresses. The end is priceless

http://www.mediacurves.com/Religion/J7477-Scientology/

EDIT: found it on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsejFk26cIk

ChocolateSauce · 07-08-2009 4:06pm

I like how at the very very end, after the word scientology fades and the guy stops talking the bar starts going back up...

Galvasean · 09-08-2009 7:28pm

Muppet Man · 10-08-2009 2:13pm

I stumbled across these and I thought we could all do with a bit of cheering up. I Thought these were just brilliant.

On (Psuedo) science

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIaV8swc-fo

On God - loved his 3 arguments against creationism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0123R6vjIoE

Muppet Man.

Muppet Man · 10-08-2009 2:14pm

Sorry Mods, didnt see the religious humour sticky....

Zombrex · 10-08-2009 2:33pm

"Get in the ****ing sack"

Think I might add that to my sig :pac:

Dades · 10-08-2009 2:51pm

I've watched that DVD it's brilliant.

stevejazzx · 10-08-2009 2:58pm

Did I read on here that the appnedix actually was quite useful, repopulates good intestinal flora or something along those lines...?
I don't like dara O' Brien but the pseudo science clip was very good!

Sam Vimes · 10-08-2009 4:18pm

stevejazzx wrote: »

I don't like dara O' Brien

Blasphemy :eek:

MatthewVII · 10-08-2009 9:18pm

stevejazzx wrote: »

Did I read on here that the appnedix actually was quite useful, repopulates good intestinal flora or something along those lines...?
I don't like dara O' Brien but the pseudo science clip was very good!

The appendix has had lots of things postulated about it, most of them very vague (neuro-endocrine functions, immunological etc). Some people say it has a function in the fetus, some say it continues. What no-one has conclusively proved is whether or not having one gives you any long term benefits, but it has conclusively been proved that having it out doesn't give you any long term deficiencies.

pts · 10-08-2009 9:45pm

Love Dara Ó Briain, saw him twice this year. He is so much funnier than most people who call themselves comedians these days.

Galvasean · 10-08-2009 10:03pm

MatthewVII wrote: »

The appendix has had lots of things postulated about it, most of them very vague (neuro-endocrine functions, immunological etc). Some people say it has a function in the fetus, some say it continues. What no-one has conclusively proved is whether or not having one gives you any long term benefits, but it has conclusively been proved that having it out doesn't give you any long term deficiencies.

Thank God science for that. Mine went to Heaven decompose ages ago.

Galvasean · 11-08-2009 12:00am

pts · 11-08-2009 1:22pm

From "Jesus Christ the Musical"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKk00OYKhU

Overblood · 11-08-2009 1:57pm

Dades wrote: »

I've watched that DVD it's brilliant.

Agreed. He's the best comedian I've ever seen. His bantering with the audience is brilliant.

ZorbaTehZ · 11-08-2009 6:55pm

Catholic doctrine to the mentally challenged

There's a link to the content of the disc (.mp3) on that site.

So even the mentally challenged are fair game for the church...!

[This is the point at which I would make a joke concerning the mental capacity of every religious individual and the appropriateness of this disc for all believers were I a childish and immature person, thankfully I'm not one of those people.]

silent sage · 12-08-2009 12:11am

Tony Blair: "Lets face it, a world without religion does'nt have a prayer"

The Funny Side of Religion

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