The Funny Side of Religion

Liamario

Stolen from funny gifs thread.

Bannasidhe

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Hotblack Desiato

^ I think that breaks the record for retarded sh!t on the internet. Phone Guinness.

CramCycle

ninja900 wrote: »

^ I think that breaks the record for retarded sh!t on the internet. Phone Guinness.

"AGED 14" much like my own child, she has probably just reached a level of sarcasm the average grown up could not even comprehend, or they mean it, in which case, I will shed a single tear.

legspin

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Don't forget 'Strength through Joy'.

Add Arbeit Macht Frei in there and you have a set.

sephir0th

stolen from ylyl

pauldla

^^^^

big lols!

Liamario

FouxDaFaFa

"Unforeseen", eh?

*badum tish*

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seamus

sephir0th wrote: »

stolen from ylyl
http://omg.wthax.org/attZZ_1.jpg

It still sticks with me to this day, but in 3rd class I remember a female classmate telling all and sundry that you say, "Thanks be to God" at the end of the Mass to express how happy you are that the bloody mass is over

"Our mass has ended, let us go in peace"

"THANKS BE TO GOD"

Still makes me chuckle to this day. In fact it makes me chuckle a little more these days.

robindch

seamus wrote: »

[...] "Thanks be to God" at the end of the Mass to express how happy you are that the bloody mass is over [...]

That was the sense down the country too

Sarky

Same here. Heh, it's almost like virtually everyone sees mass as a chore rather than a celebration.

shizz

seamus wrote: »

sephir0th wrote: »

stolen from ylyl
http://omg.wthax.org/attZZ_1.jpg

It still sticks with me to this day, but in 3rd class I remember a female classmate telling all and sundry that you say, "Thanks be to God" at the end of the Mass to express how happy you are that the bloody mass is over

"Our mass has ended, let us go in peace"

"THANKS BE TO GOD"

Still makes me chuckle to this day. In fact it makes me chuckle a little more these days.

Hahaha i used to always that.

fitz0

joseph brand

"He has risen from the dead, and he is lord" /tambourines

joseph brand

The world's first interspecies homosexual wedding, officiated by a cat.

Can it still be classed as a 'cat'holic wedding? /drum roll exit.

Sulla Felix

muppeteer

I have to encourage everyone to watch this video from "an expert on modern atheism". If you can make it through to the end that is. You will laugh, cry, wat and rage:).

Great lines include "if atheism is true there are no atheists", "if atheism is true there are no people" and my favourite "tide comes in tide comes out".




It's really quite strange how the same University can produce such twaddle while at the same time producing something as brilliant as http://www.sixtysymbols.com/

Sulla Felix

I didn't get very far.

Gbear

muppeteer wrote: »

Great lines include "if atheism is true there are no atheists", "if atheism is true there are no people" and my favourite "tide comes in tide comes out".

Translation: Reality is scary. So Religion.

I'm astonished that someone who's supposedly an academic (even if Theology isn't really academia) and who presumably spends their time thinking for a living can commit such a basic fallacy of thought.
What the moral implications are of something are totally irrelevant to the facts of it.
It'd be like if tomorrow they found out that race actually plays a part in intelligence. Loads of PC gob****es would be tripping over themselves to undermine it because it's too difficult for them to deal with.

Between his accent and the ****e he was expressing in it I couldn't stomach more than about 2 minutes. I gave up at "if atheism is true there is no science."

What an ignorant fool.

Liamario

What the actual **** is he talking about. This guy is actually getting paid. Think about that for a moment.............finished?..............now realise that there definitely isn't a god.

Kivaro

wonderfulname

muppeteer wrote: »

I have to encourage everyone to watch this video from "an expert on modern atheism". If you can make it through to the end that is.

Sorry, couldn't even get past three minutes, the kind of nonsensical mental treachery it takes for someone to speak like that with conviction gives me a migraine, the manner in which that man's brain must isolate and compartmentalise information is simply outstanding. Somebody should study him.

Worztron

robindch

muppeteer wrote: »

Why Study Atheism with Conor Cunningham

Indeed.

Sin City

muppeteer wrote: »

I have to encourage everyone to watch this video from "an expert on modern atheism". If you can make it through to the end that is. You will laugh, cry, wat and rage:).

Great lines include "if atheism is true there are no atheists", "if atheism is true there are no people" and my favourite "tide comes in tide comes out".




It's really quite strange how the same University can produce such twaddle while at the same time producing something as brilliant as http://www.sixtysymbols.com/

That was piss poor, There wasnt a holocost if atheism is true, ffs ridiculous

mehfesto

Also from BBC6 Music's "Made Up Joke Party":

How does the Pope pay for his online purchases?
With his Papal account.