The Funny Side of Religion

Bannasidhe

'An expert on Modern Atheism'???

Antique Atheism - I do not believe the Gods exist.... I'll get me robe.

Medieval Atheism - I do not believe God exists - I do believe this fire exists and it burns and arrrggggggghhhhh!

Early Modern Atheism - I do not believe God exists. Ohhhh look, both Catholics and Protestants are trying to kill me.

Modern Atheism - I do not believe God exists so bog off me pint is getting warm.

Post-Modern Atheism - I do not believe.

Deconstructed Atheism - Believe I God exist not.

Well that was easy.

PopePalpatine

Futurama had a point when it said theologists had a degree in baloney. :pac:

BTW, my phone's autocorrect doesn't recognise the word "theology".

Worztron

Obliq

Worztron

Obliq

Obliq

hAAA! Why have I never seen jesusandmo before? May have to post them all...:p

Sin City

systemsready wrote: »

You dont know sh... Literally! How can dog sh*t and lamb sh*t be equally dirty. If you consider dog sh*t and lamb sh*t equally dirty then you have no clue what is dirt and what is not dirt.
I bet you never had your hands in clay!


I would gladly have a lamb sh*t sandwich rather than a ham sandwich..Now you could never understand that..because you are detached from nature.

This Christian Dietry laws took the buscuit

kiffer

muppeteer wrote: »

I have to encourage everyone to watch this video from "an expert on modern atheism". If you can make it through to the end that is. You will laugh, cry, wat and rage:).

Great lines include "if atheism is true there are no atheists", "if atheism is true there are no people" and my favourite "tide comes in tide comes out".




It's really quite strange how the same University can produce such twaddle while at the same time producing something as brilliant as http://www.sixtysymbols.com/

So I have to believe in God in the same way as I have to support a football team... or else the holocaust didn't happen...
Wait I suppose he means any kind of sport.
So if the holocaust didn't happen then ... wait... what if we're all like fish in a pond dreaming that we're people... but then morning comes and we wake up and it turns out that cars can't crash with out God.

Why did I watch that.

Obliq

kiffer wrote: »

So if the holocaust didn't happen then ... wait... what if we're all like fish in a pond dreaming that we're people... but then morning comes and we wake up and it turns out that cars can't crash with out God.

Why did I watch that.

:eek:

Thanks for the research - think I'll save myself the head-melt. Go have a lie down eh?!

PopePalpatine

Now we know what J C looks like! :pac:

robindch

muppeteer wrote: »

I'm reminded of this bit from 9:00 in the second hitchslap video:

Christopher Hitchens wrote:

You can make up that as you go along as far as I can see. It was white noise -- White noise! -- what you're talking to me. Absolutely meaningless. I have to say that I make my living by scrutinizing words. It's what I do. Not a single thing you said made a word of sense to me. And I don't think it would if written down either. [...] Its ingratiating tone. And the unctuousness of it. And the extreme imprecision. That's what I don't like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR1uorQWNDg

Mr Cunningham's homepage is here.

Sin City

Obliq

robindch wrote: »

I'm reminded of this bit from 9:00 in the second hitchslap video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR1uorQWNDg

What a profoundly attractive man he was.

muppeteer

Pulsar Map Tattoo.

Homage to science, or a very optimistic "If found please return to" map:)

Genghiz Cohen

Bumped to the top of my "If I ever get a tattoo" list

Delirium

pauldla

Worztron

http://taintedclown.info/post/33813265834/bible

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Worztron

http://noisyrig.info/post/33829401103/religion-in-a-nutshell

CramCycle

Worztron wrote: »

http://noisyrig.info/post/33829401103/religion-in-a-nutshell

Ad underneath goes to this site:

http://www.everystudent.com/features/isthere.html?gclid=CJvP2sCHjbMCFc-K4QodIHoA4Q

There is no humour in it, its just really, really irritating. You don't know the answer, therefore the answer must be God, not simply, we just don't know YET. Trying to make it sound scientific I suppose is what really bugs me, I almost prefer the I have faith just because I was told to, this illogical justification makes me want to bang my head of a wall.

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Nobody says it like Billy Connolly:

pauldla

b318isp

[-0-] wrote: »

Nobody says it like Billy Connolly:

Blasphemy! Oh, he has a beard - so it's OK then.

pauldla

Sulla Felix

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

Bumped to the top of my "If I ever get a tattoo" list

It's in my top 3. My others are a scarab beetle rolling my nipple across the "sky" and eyes on my eyelids.

Hotblack Desiato

Sulla Felix wrote: »

It's in my top 3. My others are a scarab beetle rolling my nipple across the "sky"

and eyes on my eyelids.

Like this? :pac:

Hotblack Desiato

muppeteer wrote: »

Pulsar Map Tattoo.

That's pretty damn cool.

Am I the only former ten year old who thought the naked chick on Voyager Pioneer was hot?

legspin

ninja900 wrote: »

That's pretty damn cool.

Am I the only former ten year old who thought the naked chick on Voyager Pioneer was hot?

No.