The Funny Side of Religion

Sarky

I'm paraphrasing slightly I'm afraid, as some of the idioms just don't have an analogue in today's language.

Bannasidhe

Wait - I think I have it

'Thou who proclaimeth ye lyberal notions do so only befause thy self be not perfonally affected so thou doth not give ye flyying fulk. Yea, when thou art affected thou art steadfast in thy conservatism and defirious of things remaining af ye thyngs hath alwafs being.'

joseph brand

PopePalpatine wrote: »

Can someone translate this into English?

Allow me. This goes for anything posted by that poster.

Bannasidhe

joseph brand wrote: »

Allow me. This goes for anything posted by that poster.

Is it just me or does that dog look quite physically excited to be playing golf ? :eek:

sephir0th

Religion. Enough said.

Worztron

Dades

PopePalpatine wrote: »

Not sure whether to post J C's bullScheisse here

The answer to that, is no. You shouldn't post a post made by someone else in another forum without at least informing them. And that we don't need.

Penn

Stolen from YLYL

Obliq

NO. WAY. That's mad Ted.

Worztron

JuliusCaesar

Atheists do have their uses though.






(I can't believe this is serious)

Obliq

JuliusCaesar wrote: »

Atheists do have their uses though.

(I can't believe this is serious)

I think it's the most brilliant piece of marketing, ever! Laughed so much when I heard about that (before the "rapture") - there's no word of a lie involved. These non-believers/atheists are saying "We think you are mental to believe in the rapture, but in the event of us being completely wrong, we'll do our best to mind your pets. And you have to make a down payment on their care." GENIUS.

pauldla

Obliq wrote: »

I think it's the most brilliant piece of marketing, ever! Laughed so much when I heard about that (before the "rapture") - there's no word of a lie involved. These non-believers/atheists are saying "We think you are mental to believe in the rapture, but in the event of us being completely wrong, we'll do our best to mind your pets. And you have to make a down payment on their care." GENIUS.

I wish I'd thought of it...

ShooterSF

Wont let you volunteer outside the States

robindch

FouxDaFaFa

That botched painting of Jesus will never stop being funny.

joseph brand

FouxDaFaFa wrote: »

That botched painting of Jesus will never stop being funny.

Thank 'god' for the touch-up artist.

JJLongford

I'd draw your attention to reasons 2 & 3 in particular.

Great strides being made in this country! Must be down to Enda...

maximoose

Not quite religion, but quite often on boards I see a thread title like The Powers of Darkness and get very intrigued

Do you ever wander in to these and think to yourself - "What the f*ck is wrong with some people?" - or is it just me?!

Sarky

Rarely. Those folks generally don't bring whatever it is they believe in to discussions about topics in the real world, so the can go ahead and believe whatever the hell they like. Christianity tends to be more aggravating and pushy and political, so I check up on those topics more often. Also because frankly some Christians are freakishly scary.

pauldla

maximoose wrote: »

Not quite religion, but quite often on boards I see a thread title like The Powers of Darkness and get very intrigued

Do you ever wander in to these and think to yourself - "What the f*ck is wrong with some people?" - or is it just me?!

It's just you. You're entering a duality.

Hotblack Desiato

What fell out of today's Irish Times, only a Veritas Christmas Gift Catalogue!!! Yay!!!

Ideal for all the family - give your toddler a religious board book and get him or her on the right track early!

This was the highlight though

http://www.veritasbooksonline.com/children-s-inflatable-nativity.html

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Ideal for the garden.

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FouxDaFaFa

It looks like it would be difficult to bounce on, so what's the point?

Turtwig

Stolen from YLYL4

Aenaes

Regarding the nativity set, I had to laugh at one my sister recently bought. A manger complete with all the characters and animals plus it's very own stained glass window!

Nodin

Aenaes wrote: »

Regarding the nativity set, I had to laugh at one my sister recently bought. A manger complete with all the characters and animals plus it's very own stained glass window!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xtJrH0IHso

Aenaes

What's the difference between a cookie and a wafer?

Hotblack Desiato

Just love Curb.

Turtwig

recedite

ShooterSF wrote: »

Wont let you volunteer outside the States

Apparently North Korea offered to take all the dogs, for free.....