The Funny Side of Religion

mikhail

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

Didn't do too well in Algebra did we.

I did well enough until they sniffed out my plan.

General Relativity

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

Didn't do too well in Algebra did we.

He's right tho. The radius isn't defined as 'r'. Could define it as 'x' or some-such.

bleg

Turtwig

robindch wrote: »

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All this talk of that equation and variables but no mention of the creepy shadow of the teacher. . .

General Relativity

bleg wrote: »

robindch

Somebody mention badass?

Turtwig

General Relativity wrote: »

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Intellecutally bad ass in they're head (and possibly the internet) but in reality there most likely introverted, shy and socially awkward with weird postural issues.

recedite

General Relativity wrote: »

He's right tho. The radius isn't defined as 'r'. Could define it as 'x' or some-such.

If "A" is defined as "area", then Long John's only correct answer is "the
radius".

The Mad Hatter

robindch wrote: »

Overthought this and it took me ages to get. Was thinking "Pi r ... Can you say 'ate' for 'squared'?"

Bloodwing

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Overthought this and it took me ages to get. Was thinking "Pi r ... Can you say 'ate' for 'squared'?"

I still don't get it!! How stupid do I feel, might as well start believing in god.

Bannasidhe

Bloodwing wrote: »

I still don't get it!! How stupid do I feel, might as well start believing in god.

I missed all of that as I had to walk the dogs.



My story and I am sticking to it!

Aenaes

Bloodwing wrote: »

I still don't get it!! How stupid do I feel, might as well start believing in god.

The answer it's looking for is "Pie r squared". Being a pirate it should be easy for him to say "arrr" although I can't say I remember him ever saying it in Treasure Island.

Hotblack Desiato

bleg wrote: »

Religion = Anti-Intellectualism And Comforting Myths. Have a nice day.

robindch

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Overthought this and it took me ages to get. Was thinking "Pi r ... Can you say 'ate' for 'squared'?"

Glad to see the subtle misdirection in the file name worked -- come back Derren Brown, all is forgiven

General Relativity

recedite wrote: »

If "A" is defined as "area", then Long John's only correct answer is "the
radius".

Yeah, right. But the radius wasn't defined as 'r' so he was free to choose any varibale to define it. So he's still right.

A= Pi*x squared

Where 'x' is the radius of circle 'C'

Turtwig

General Relativity wrote: »

Yeah, right. But the radius wasn't defined as 'r' so he was free to choose any varibale to define it. So he's still right.

A= Pi*x squared

Where 'x' is the radius of circle 'C'

My religion tells me otherwise.
Ergo, you are wrong.

sephir0th

C = pi*(mince) squared, where C = Christmas

Hotblack Desiato

Mince pies = evil bloody little things, guaranteed to give you 3rd degree burns if you leave them ten seconds too long in the microwave :mad: - or just burst open when you're lifting them out and burn your finger off. Boiling sugar is as good as napalm...

Remember being so disappointed as a kid when I found out the hard way they didn't have mince in them

The Mad Hatter

ninja900 wrote: »

Mince pies = evil bloody little things, guaranteed to give you 3rd degree burns if you leave them ten seconds too long in the microwave :mad: - or just burst open when you're lifting them out and burn your finger off. Boiling sugar is as good as napalm...

Try an oven. They're lovely at room temperature too.

Bannasidhe

ninja900 wrote: »

Remember being so disappointed as a kid when I found out the hard way they didn't have mince in them

Grandson found out last year - only 2 years old - the world became a less certain place for him.

as_mo_bhosca

ninja900 wrote: »

Remember being so disappointed as a kid when I found out the hard way they didn't have mince in them

What the **** do you have in your mince pies then?

BlitzKrieg

as_mo_bhosca wrote: »

What the **** do you have in your mince pies then?

I think he meant beef mince

Kivaro

Ok, so it's not atheist-related (well maybe if he eats you and you die and there's no god), but it's damn funny:

joseph brand

Grumpy Cat.

kiffer

as_mo_bhosca wrote: »

What the **** do you have in your mince pies then?

Mince.
Mince meat.
Meat being the flesh of fruit.
Fruit is made of meat?
It is at Christmas.

Burgers, Shepard's pie, Spaghetti Bolognese are made with mince meat.
Try making them with the mince that goes into the pies...

Genghiz Cohen

kiffer wrote: »

Mince.
Mince meat.
Meat being the flesh of fruit.
Fruit is made of meat?
It is at Christmas.

Burgers, Shepard's pie, Spaghetti Bolognese are made with mince meat.
Try making them with the mince that goes into the pies...

I blame Ratzinger!

Dades

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

I blame Ratzinger!

He does love a bit of mincing.

Genghiz Cohen

How!? How could an organisation that knew a load of child abuse cases were on the way elect someone so evil looking to be the head of the entire thing?!

as_mo_bhosca

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

I think he meant beef mince

That's minced meat not mincemeat!

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