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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #722
    5uspect
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,518 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    Flamed Diving wrote: »
    This deserves digging up.

    Brilliant. Where is Scoffy, these days?

    He's off modding politics. I think he got bored of toying with J C.


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    #723
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    He was at the last A&A beers. Better make sure he knows of the next one...


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    #724
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Overblood wrote: »
    Jaysus I never knew England had a creationist museum!

    http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/index.html

    Us next I suppose...
    Reading the comments makes me weep for humanity

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #725
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Overblood wrote: »
    Jaysus I never knew England had a creationist museum!

    http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/index.html

    Us next I suppose...

    Wost dino ever.
    boris.jpg


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    #726
    philologos
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    Who would have thought that dinosaurs could be so jovial? ^^


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    #727
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Wost dino ever.
    boris.jpg
    medium_barney.jpg

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #728
    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Does that dinosaur have a beard?


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    #729
    philologos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    Zillah: Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. It isn't putting across the ferocious dinosaur look across.

    ScienceNerd: It is uncanny isn't it?


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    #730
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Zillah wrote: »
    Does that dinosaur have a beard?

    I took it to be a neck warmer, I had assumed it was a reference to the fierce cold that followed the meteor impact that killed the dinosaurs until I remembered that they actually were wiped out in the great flood 3000 years ago.


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    #731
    kiffer
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    Charco wrote: »
    I took it to be a neck warmer, I had assumed it was a reference to the fierce cold that followed the meteor impact that killed the dinosaurs until I remembered that they actually were wiped out in the great flood 3000 years ago.

    Pfft here you are just showing typical evil atheist ignorance... The flood was 4000 years ago not 3000 and they were taken onto the ark but then died in the ice age that followed the flood... Except for the ones that didn't like rhinocerous, the Loch Ness monster, and many others...(Rhinocerous, is just a missspelling of Rhinosaurus, that's a clear clue! Why would Adam name it that if it wasn't a dinosaur)

    I could go on but shockingly am worried that somepeople wouldn't get that I wasn't serious. (funny or not is another matter...)


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    #732
    Tyler MacDurden
    Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭Tyler MacDurden


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Reading the comments makes me weep for humanity

    Likewise, though this one made me laugh:
    •An amazing place – much needed. We are home educators from Windsor and come whenever visiting family in Bognor. The information is fantastic. I don’t know how to write thank you and just how much this is what we need today.

    As the interwebs would say, "LOL Wut?" :confused:


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    #733
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Tyler MacDurden wrote: »
    Likewise, though this one made me laugh:



    As the interwebs would say, "LOL Wut?" :confused:

    They clearly weren't designed intelligently

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #734
    Iwasfrozen
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    Overblood wrote: »
    Jaysus I never knew England had a creationist museum!

    http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/index.html

    Us next I suppose...
    That's more sad then funny...


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    #735
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


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    (Not entirely sure what to make of this...still, anyone want to help me set up an Irish chapter?)


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    #736
    ZWEI_VIER_ZWEI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭ZWEI_VIER_ZWEI


    Jakkass wrote: »
    Zillah: Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. It isn't putting across the ferocious dinosaur look across.

    In all seriousness (yes, wrong thread I know :p), the jolly old T.Rex is probably intentional, certain creationists are trying to put it forward against all scientific evidence to the contrary (what?! never!) that T. Rex was a herbivore.
    Most geologists would say humans and dinosaurs were separated by more than 60 million years. And those dinosaurs have very sharp teeth!
    "So do bears", says Ken, "but they eat nuts and berries! Remember, before the sin of Adam, the world was perfect. All creatures were vegetarian."

    http://thedesigninterference.blogspot.com/2007/04/t-rex-was-vegetarian-i-kid-you-not.html


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    #737
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    "the world was perfect. All creatures were vegetarian."
    A perfect world without steak and chips? Pull the other one...


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    #738
    Galvasean
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    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    medium_barney.jpg

    TBH, i'd say Barney would kick that dino's ass.
    Most geologists would say humans and dinosaurs were separated by more than 60 million years. And those dinosaurs have very sharp teeth!
    "So do bears", says Ken, "but they eat nuts and berries!

    Grizzly Bear skull - has some sharp teeth for eating flesh and other flat teeth for eating vegetation. Omnivore:
    Alaska%20Grizzly%20Bear%20Skull.jpg

    Tyrannosaurus rex skull - has sharp teeth suitable for eating flesh, but not suitable for eating vegetation. Carnivore:
    TyrannosaurSkull.jpg
    Ken wrote:
    Remember, before the sin of Adam, the world was perfect. All creatures were vegetarian."

    An ecosystem with no carnivores to cull the herbivores would result in their numbers increasing to the point where they ran out of food and died a slow death of starvation.


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    #739
    GLaDOS
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    Galvasean wrote: »
    An ecosystem with no carnivores to cull the herbivores would result in their numbers increasing to the point where they ran out of food and died a slow death of starvation.
    Also nothing would decay because bacteria/fungi would be veggies :p

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #740
    studiorat
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    #741
    Zillah
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    Holy table-breaking batman!


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    #742
    kiffer
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    Galvasean wrote: »
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    An ecosystem with no carnivores to cull the herbivores would result in their numbers increasing to the point where they ran out of food and died a slow death of starvation.

    I've spent too much time looking for the clip... but I am reminded of the Kelp Shark clip from the Simpsons...


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    #743
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Wost dino ever.
    boris.jpg
    Zillah wrote: »
    Does that dinosaur have a beard?

    Actually a vaguely Ken Ham-ish beard, isn't it?
    KenHam.jpg


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    #744
    pts
    Registered Users Posts: 576 ✭✭✭pts


    I know I shouldn't laugh but...
    Crucifixion Fail:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPG2HLyVdOg


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    #745
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


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    #746
    Muppet Man
    Registered Users Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭Muppet Man


    Thought this was worth a post... some guy accidentally answers his own question (twice).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJxCFa8YmbQ


    Muppet Man


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    #747
    pts
    Registered Users Posts: 576 ✭✭✭pts


    seen it before but it's just as funny now as it was then :)
    In fairness though unlike some, that call applies the same logic and scrutiny to theological ideas as he does to non-theological ones.


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    #748
    5uspect
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,518 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    Just watched this trailer. Had me in stitches.

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/legion/
    In the supernatural action thriller Legion, an out-of-the-way diner becomes the unlikely battleground for the survival of the human race. When God loses faith in Mankind, he sends his legion of angels to bring on the Apocalypse. Humanity’s only hope lies in a group of strangers trapped in a desert diner and the Archangel Michael (Paul Bettany). Legion also stars Dennis Quaid, Lucas Black, Tyrese Gibson, Kate Walsh, Adrianne Palicki, Charles S. Dutton and Willa Holland and is directed by Scott Stewart.
    View more

    * Genre:Science Fiction
    * Director:Scott Stewart
    * Cast:Paul Bettany, Dennis Quaid, Lucas Black, Tyrese Gibson, Kate Walsh, Adrianne Palicki


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    #749
    GhostInTheRuins
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    5uspect wrote: »
    Just watched this trailer. Had me in stitches.

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/legion/

    Jaysus that looks woeful.


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    #750
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    5uspect wrote: »
    Just watched this trailer. Had me in stitches.

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/legion/
    WTF!

    Much as I love stuff like Resident Evil and Dawn of the Dead that just looks awful. The whole God/Angel element just doesn't make any sense - it's a like a Saturday Night Live skit.


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    #751
    5uspect
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,518 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    Dades wrote: »
    WTF!

    Much as I love stuff like Resident Evil and Dawn of the Dead that just looks awful. The whole God/Angel element just doesn't make any sense - it's a like a Saturday Night Live skit.

    At least Dogma's gun toting angels didn't take themselves so seriously.

    watch-legion-movie-online-free.jpg


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