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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #8282
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #8283
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    ninja900 wrote: »
    He should have asked them about the terms of the guarantee before handing over any money. Tch.



    Sounds like something my wife would say :pac:

    Sounds like he had my grandkids.


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    #8284
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #8285
    Gbear
    Registered Users Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    Worztron wrote: »
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    That cock-pocket looks a little optimistic.


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    #8286
    Nolars
    Registered Users Posts: 2,893 ✭✭✭Nolars


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    #8287
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    I too, would like to know how he or she got a human bean in their stomach. I would also like to know what a human bean is.


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    #8288
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Lingua Franca wrote: »
    I too, would like to know how he or she got a human bean in their stomach. I would also like to know what a human bean is.

    I think it's Mexican....


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    #8289
    Liamario
    Registered Users Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭Liamario


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    #8290
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why is it that "David Quinn" was the first thing to pop into my head on seeing that?


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    #8291
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    BUT HOW DID IT GET IN THERE, LIAMARIO?


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    #8292
    [Deleted User]
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    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    I think it's Mexican....

    Anchor baby?


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    #8293
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    250308.gif

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #8294
    Liamario
    Registered Users Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭Liamario


    Lingua Franca wrote: »
    BUT HOW DID IT GET IN THERE, LIAMARIO?

    This is just a wild guess; a theory if you will. The government randomly places human beans into cans of baked beans.


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    #8295
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #8296
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Liamario wrote: »
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    is that bruce willis?!


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    #8297
    Aenaes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Aenaes


    Hard to say, someone needs to photoshop a vest on it so we can tell.


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    #8298
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


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    #8299
    DazMarz
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    It is not until you watch football and follow a team fanatically that you truly realise that there is no god...


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    #8300
    GarIT
    Registered Users Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭GarIT


    DazMarz wrote: »
    It is not until you watch football and follow a team fanatically that you truly realise that there is no god...

    I've never followed football?


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    #8301
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    GarIT wrote: »
    I've never followed football?

    I hate football.


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    #8302
    sea_monkey
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 755 ✭✭✭sea_monkey


    kinda weird to hate a sport


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    #8303
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    I shall just leave this here.

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    #8304
    Cossax
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    #8305
    mcmoustache
    Registered Users Posts: 7,236 ✭✭✭mcmoustache


    Worztron wrote: »
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    *adjusts glasses*
    I think you've got the wrong guy here. He's a catholic and not a creationist.

    Here he is explaining why creationism shouldn't be taught in schools:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYQuvwQ4y-k



    He's quite likeable actually, if you forget that he belongs to that rotten roman organisation.


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    #8306
    Sin City
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    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    I hate football.

    Blasphemy.......


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    #8307
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #8308
    Sin City
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    Worztron wrote: »
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    Aparently they did say the earth was round
    When Eziekial gets lifted up to heaven and sees a round earth that hangs on nothing or something

    A God Botherer told me that one when I said the the same thing as the above post lol


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    #8309
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #8310
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Worztron wrote: »
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    Possibly because he was making Steve.


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    #8311
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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