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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #8642
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    W123-80's wrote: »
    Robbed from YLYL thread. Apologies if already posted.

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    Listening to Ray Foley this morning, MidWest have a hotline where you can leave suggestions.

    Bigger Wagon Wheels was one of the standout suggestions he left.


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    #8643
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    The nation's atheists, agnostics and pagans should offer Mid West Radio to do a Sun Dance.

    Hell, I've got a pair of Speedo's and a sixpack I can bring along.


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    #8644
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    robindch wrote: »
    The nation's atheists, agnostics and pagans should offer Mid West Radio to do a Sun Dance.

    Hell, I've got a pair of Speedo's and a sixpack I can bring along.

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    #8645
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    W123-80's wrote: »
    Robbed from YLYL thread. Apologies if already posted.

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    I'll be sacrificing a chicken about an hour before that mass takes place. They'd better not attribute any improvement to the weather on their mass when we all know that it'll be my chicken.


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    #8646
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    kylith wrote: »
    I'll be sacrificing a chicken about an hour before that mass takes place. They'd better not attribute any improvement to the weather on their mass when we all know that it'll be my chicken.

    Already done. Sunny out? Why, yes :D


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    #8647
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,792 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #8648
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Obliq wrote: »
    Already done. Sunny out? Why, yes :D

    Simpler ways to influence the weather. If you want rain, organise a BBQ. If you want 3 weeks of glorious sunshine, organise a leaving cert. thanks in advance to this years crop of sixth years!


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    #8649
    swampgas
    Registered Users Posts: 3,552 ✭✭✭swampgas


    endacl wrote: »
    Simpler ways to influence the weather. If you want rain, organise a BBQ. If you want 3 weeks of glorious sunshine, organise a leaving cert. thanks in advance to this years crop of sixth years!

    Except for The Unapplicable Law: Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.


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    #8650
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    endacl wrote: »
    Simpler ways to influence the weather. If you want rain, organise a BBQ. If you want 3 weeks of glorious sunshine, organise a leaving cert. thanks in advance to this years crop of sixth years!

    Actually, the chicken drowned in an inappropriately placed bowl of water. Couldn't be simpler. Annoying though, as it was one of only 3 chicks to survive hatching by "The Black Death" as I like to call the big lump of a hen who keeps squashing her brood. :(


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    #8651
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    robindch wrote: »
    BS image

    It's a funny one alright, but they should all be classified under Dangerous Retarded BS imo!


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    #8652
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,905 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    W123-80's wrote: »
    Robbed from YLYL thread. Apologies if already posted.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #8653
    legspin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭legspin


    endacl wrote: »
    Simpler ways to influence the weather. If you want rain, organise a BBQ. If you want 3 weeks of glorious sunshine, organise a leaving cert. thanks in advance to this years crop of sixth years!
    If you truly want it to rain though you have to play cricket...


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    #8654
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


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    #8655
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Even if there was no shortage, they'd probably have used it for toilet paper anyway or perhaps to start a fire.

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #8656
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    legspin wrote: »
    If you truly want it to rain though you have to play cricket...

    If cricket was a lc subject. Portal to dimension X!


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    #8657
    AstraMonti
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    #8658
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    legspin wrote: »
    If you truly want it to rain though you have to play cricket...

    Guaranteed rain in Clontarf on Sunday so. Enjoy!


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    #8659
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    AstraMonti wrote: »
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    Where's the USB yokey?


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    #8660
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    endacl wrote: »
    Where's the USB yokey?

    God didn't think of that.


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    #8661
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,571 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    endacl wrote: »
    Where's the USB yokey?

    He uses wireless connection. You just can't see it


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    #8662
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    LordChessington wrote: »
    He uses wireless connection. You just can't see it
    I don't believe in wifi. Prove it exists.

    Bugger. I just did.


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    #8663
    CramCycle
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,876 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    LordChessington wrote: »
    He uses wireless connection. You just can't see it

    My WifFi didn't work from day one, I have been trying to contact customer care, I even tried the direct line they recommmended.

    Shoddy customer service, won't be using their services again.


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    #8664
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    endacl wrote: »
    Where's the USB yokey?

    See that hatch near the bow? Pop that open for the USB yokey. That is also where the wifi dongle goes but the service is as best intermittent as they didn't understand the importance of keeping electronic type yokes dry...the numpties.

    I'm more concerned by the lack of life boats.
    Did the crew do drills?
    Were there adequate and suitable flotation devices?


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    #8665
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,792 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    I'm actually impressed that they had CCTV back then :pac: (just below the "AH" in "Noah" as well as one to the left of that one.)

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #8666
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    koth wrote: »
    I'm actually impressed that they had CCTV back then :pac: (just below the "AH" in "Noah" as well as one to the left of that one.)

    Oh well spotted.

    Wonder if that was so God could keep an eye on them?


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    #8667
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Were there adequate and suitable flotation devices?

    Hippo.

    X2


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    #8668
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    endacl wrote: »
    Hippo.

    X2

    vicious beasties hippos.

    I'd take me chances with the crocs first.


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    #8669
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #8670
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users Posts: 31,887 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


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    #8671
    Sulla Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    So this is why we're all nihilistic and amoral as atheists I guess? Or at least are supposed to be, according to some.

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