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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #8702
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #8703
    MitchKoobski
    Registered Users Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭MitchKoobski


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    #8704
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #8705
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


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    #8706
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,939 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    And the IRA, the UVF, neo-Nazi skinheads, the Spanish Inquisition...


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    #8707
    FouxDaFaFa
    Registered Users Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    Maybe if we get in with the IRA we can piggy-back on their popularity and become more well-liked ourselves?


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    #8708
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    FouxDaFaFa wrote: »
    Maybe if we get in with the IRA we can piggy-back on their popularity and become more well-liked ourselves?

    S'cool, Foux! I likes all y'all's! And y'all's nasty heathen foolishness!


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    #8709
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,902 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    FouxDaFaFa wrote: »
    Maybe if we get in with the IRA we can piggy-back on their popularity and become more well-liked ourselves?

    Only with the closing-time-atheist brigade...

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #8710
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


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    #8711
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,902 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    The allegations that Michelangelo was gay would hold a bit more weight if he hadn't painted naked men with such tiny cocks.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #8712
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    ninja900 wrote: »
    The allegations that Michelangelo was gay would hold a bit more weight if he hadn't painted naked men with such tiny cocks.

    Maybe he was a size queen.


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    #8713
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    sephir0th
    Registered Users Posts: 390 ✭✭sephir0th


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    #8715
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    http://www.libcom.org/files/heretics-guide-to-bible.pdf

    Brilliant stuff for a Monday morning :D


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    #8716
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    AstraMonti wrote: »
    http://www.libcom.org/files/heretics-guide-to-bible.pdf

    Brilliant stuff for a Monday morning :D

    I wonder if Matthew 19:12 refers to homosexuality, and the fact that it's not a 'lifestyle choice'. "There are some eunuchs who were born so from their mother's wombs", does sound quite a like an acknowledgement of men with no interest in women being born that way.


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    #8717
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,792 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #8718
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    koth wrote: »
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    Not to the best o' my knowledge. Even if we work from the premise that god made eve,it'd still be a bunch of elderly men in dresses in a roman suburb that would make her a saint. The manufacturer isn't consulted. I wonder if this voids Eve's warranty?


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    #8719
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    ninja900 wrote: »
    Even teh wimmins?
    Even teh prodestand wimmins? :eek:

    Hey, in my school we had three of the teachers in a lesbian relationship, with each other. Two were lesbians, the third (the one on a permanent post) was bi (she had it off with a former student the night of his leaving cert results).

    All this was happening pretty openly (well handholding anyway) in a CBS.


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    sephir0th
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    joseph brand
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    joseph brand
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    joseph brand
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    joseph brand
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    #8725
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #8726
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    joseph brand wrote: »
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    Believe it or not people in Greece where queuing few years back to have their new vehicles blessed to avoid accidents etc... pity they forgot to bless them against the banks as the idiots with Cayennes are now commuting with scooters...


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    #8727
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    AstraMonti wrote: »
    Believe it or not people in Greece where queuing few years back to have their new vehicles blessed to avoid accidents etc... pity they forgot to bless them against the banks as the idiots with Cayennes are now commuting with scooters...

    I wouldn't laugh at the greeks we still have frequent blessing the road campaigns and weather prayers campaigns.


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    #8728
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Jernal wrote: »
    I wouldn't laugh at the greeks we still have frequent blessing the road campaigns and weather prayers campaigns.

    Any day now the road outside my house will be completely blocked for hours by people praying to a statue which backs onto our car park.
    They do a lovely job of cleaning up the roadway before and after, plant lovely flowers for weeks in advance and then chant some distorted mantra through a really cheap PA system for ages...and bless all the cars in the car park. I do wish they wouldn't fling water at my car. :mad:


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    #8729
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Set up a stand selling cookies. Offer a free one with every denunciation of Catholicism.


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    #8730
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Sarky wrote: »
    Set up a stand selling cookies. Offer a free one with every denunciation of Catholicism.

    I shall offer them Garibaldi biscuits - the genuine Atheist Bikkie...or I'll sit in my garden going wtf is that bloody noise until someone arrives at my house and asks me if I know there is some weird religious thingy going on in the car park like I do every year.


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    #8731
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Sarky wrote: »
    Set up a stand selling cookies. Offer a free one with every denunciation of Catholicism.

    Ensure too that they're bluewolf's logic cookies.


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