The Funny Side of Religion

Turtwig

Duck Billed dinosaurs Thousands of em:D

I don't think Kirko was referring to fossils though (was he?)
I thought the dimwit wanted a crocodile duck alive today??

Nodin

robindch wrote: »

Where's Stephen Green of Christian Voice when you need him??!

Off protesting at the building of mosques in a show of Christ-like compassion, no doubt.....

GLaDOS

Galvasean

Malty_T wrote: »

Duck Billed dinosaurs Thousands of em:D

*knows*

Well, the think about 'Crocoduck' is that it's basically an actual crocodile with a duck like head (as opposed to the crocodile headed duck photoshops doing the rounds). Hadrosaurs were prober dinosaurs with duck like bills. You'd have to be ignorant (like Kirk) to think they looked like crocodiles.

Malty_T wrote:

I don't think Kirko was referring to fossils though (was he?)
I thought the dimwit wanted a crocodile duck alive today??

I'm pretty sure his argument went along the lines of: 'If birds evolved from reptiles we should find a transitional fossil that is half duck and half crocodile.'
Of course 'Crocoduck' is not the ancestor of modern ducks, but rather a product of convergent evolution. That said, Archaeopteryx has for years been known as the transitional fossil between reptiles and birds, but Creationists don't really like acknowledging it.
Of course, it wouldn't surprise me if they moved the goalposts again and said they wanted to see the trasitional fossil alive and well (y'know defeating the purpose of being a fossil). Sure enough, there is a modern bird called the hoatzin, which has claws similar to Archaeopteryx that are used by chicks for climbing. Ad the fact that all modern birds have reptile like scales on their legs/feet and pretty much every base is covered.
In summary, Kirk is full of s***.

So yeah on topic:

Galvasean

Actually, apparently Comfortable Kirk does reckon that Crocoduck should be alive today...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocoduck
That's quite pathetic

Turtwig

Yeah it is.:(

Anyhu, back to mocking sane Christians.

More creationists

robindch

Yesterday in Sweden, trubies(*) took it where it hurts.

Somebody was ordained bishop. Nothing strange about that, but this person is (a) a women, she is (b) a lesbian, she's (c) married to another lesbian and (d) they're guardians of a three-year old child! More on this lightning-averse story here:

http://www.thelocal.se/23148/20091109/

If that doesn't call down the righteous wrath of god, well, perhaps he's not up there?

(*) plural of 'truby', a True Believer.

Turtwig

dvpower

Zillah

Technically Dracula was resurrected from the dead as well. And if you're going to make the argument that he was still dead because he was "undead" then that applies to the zombies too :pac:

Turtwig

Think this is more for the HOB thread, because some of the comments this video got are hilarious.
Decent video too btw..

GLaDOS

I love web comics

Turtwig

Funglegunk

Malty_T wrote: »

God has a really annoying, whiny voice...

The Mad Hatter

Malty_T wrote: »

By far the best Mr Deity yet.

Coriolanus

'pologies if it's a repost, I didn't see it though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRMiRFJzIKA

Edit: Ok, link instead, can't figure out how to embed << Oh and credit goes to Rizzla in the Games forum for posting it first.

Turtwig

Nevore wrote: »

'pologies if it's a repost, I didn't see it though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRMiRFJzIKA

Edit: Ok, link instead, can't figure out how to embed << Oh and credit goes to Rizzla in the Games forum for posting it first.

Brilliant:D

Embedding it...:p

I'm expecting an arc to float by anytime soon.

When I see a dove with an olive branch I will let you know.

Coriolanus

Got this in an email. Probably a fake but it's pretty funny whether it is or not.

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial] [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Do dogs go to heaven?
[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]This is literally a 'church signs' debate, being played out in a Southern US town, between Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church, and Cumberland Presbyterian, a fundamentalist church. From top to bottom shows you the response and counter-response over time. The Catholics are displaying a much better sense of humor! You get the impression that the Presbyterians are actually taking this seriously and are getting a bit upset...


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Flamed Diving

I cant see the pictures.

fitz0

Flamed Diving wrote: »

I cant see the pictures.

I believe these are the pictures in question

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1830811

sink

fitz0 wrote: »

I believe these are the pictures in question

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1830811

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

Galvasean

A priest was having a drive in his car when a cop pulled him over because he was speeding. The cop says, "You were going a little fast back there. Have you been drinking father?".
"No sir", replies the priest.
The cop notices a half empty bottle on the floor of the priests car and asks him to hand it to him. "Thats just my water", says the priest.
The cop has a snif, "Smells more like wine to me".
"Ah no!" says the priest, "He did it again!"

Turtwig

Apologies if this has been posted already.

Turtwig

The Mad Hatter

Malty_T wrote: »

Ok, I admit I laughed as often at that as I did at The Office.

(ie. twice.)

Ah, now here's Eddie Izzard on the same subject: (NSFW language)

Flamed Diving

I don't trust people who don't like The Office. They are exactly the kind of people who find Eddie Izzard funn... oh yeah.

:P

Somnus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7MkdLYvnlA

Coriolanus

robindch

Malty_T wrote: »

Unfunny clip of John Cleese equating science with religious fundamentalism

What a cretinous video -- I really thought Cleese was smarter than this.