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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #8972
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Sulla Felix wrote: »
    In fairness, the Ezekiel one is pretty much bang on the source material...

    Let me guess; they claim that the bloke who wrote that wasn't on a massive amount of drugs.


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    #8973
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Having sorted out all the problems with the "gay lobby" in the Vatican, the pope heads out into the sunshine to bless a thousands of good folks dressed in leather. Lots of photo goodness including one not-exorcism!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2342942/Pope-Francis-Hundreds-bikers-blessed-Harley-Davidsons-110th-birthday.html


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    #8974
    Gbear
    Registered Users Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    robindch wrote: »
    Having sorted out all the problems with the "gay lobby" in the Vatican, the pope heads out into the sunshine to bless a thousands of good folks dressed in leather. Lots of photo goodness including one not-exorcism!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2342942/Pope-Francis-Hundreds-bikers-blessed-Harley-Davidsons-110th-birthday.html

    Has he eschewed the bullet-proof car?

    Or is that only for really big crowds?


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    #8975
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    258583.jpg


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    #8976
    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    I find it funny how Mass only has weight in the Catholic world, and even then, the importance is debatable.


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    #8977
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Perhaps not really The Funny Side of Religion, but I'm finding it hilarious: has anyone else received a PM informing them that they've been exorcised against their will?


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    #8978
    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    kylith wrote: »
    Perhaps not really The Funny Side of Religion, but I'm finding it hilarious: has anyone else received a PM informing them that they've been exorcised against their will?
    If this isn't from a banned user, and is not something you wanted to receive, can you report the PM please?


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    #8979
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Already did :)


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    #8980
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    kylith wrote: »
    Already did :)

    Aw maaaan! He's funny. Can't we keep him?!?


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    #8981
    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    The holyspirit1111 has been exorcised from this site an hour ago, by Dades, the heathen.


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    #8982
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Gordon wrote: »
    The holyspirit1111 has been exorcised from this site an hour ago, by Dades, the heathen.

    Funnily enough for a crazy catholic, I imagine he's going to do his best to demonstrate reincarnation. Repeatedly. If this is pointed out to him, maybe he'll pop out of existence in a 'poof' of irreconcilable theology?


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    #8983
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    kylith wrote: »
    I'm finding it hilarious: has anyone else received a PM informing them that they've been exorcised against their will?
    No, you must be special. Do you feel cleansed now?


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    #8984
    eoin5
    Registered Users Posts: 2,141 ✭✭✭eoin5


    Gordon wrote: »
    I find it funny how Mass only has weight in the Catholic world, and even then, the importance is debatable.

    Mass has weight in the gravitational world too!


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    #8985
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    recedite wrote: »
    No, you must be special. Do you feel cleansed now?

    I have a headache if that counts, but that could just be eyestrain.


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    #8986
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,939 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Gordon wrote: »
    The holyspirit1111 has been exorcised from this site an hour ago, by Dades, the heathen.

    Is it wrong that I hope he'll show up in the Prison subforum? :pac:


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    #8987
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    Is it wrong that I hope he'll show up in the Prison subforum? :pac:

    Nah. He'll rereg. I predict as 'crazyjebus99'.


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    #8988
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    258681.gif

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #8989
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    kylith wrote: »
    Perhaps not really The Funny Side of Religion, but I'm finding it hilarious: has anyone else received a PM informing them that they've been exorcised against their will?

    Found it this morning. Stark, staring bonkers. I feel blessed :D


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    #8990
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    old hippy wrote: »
    Found it this morning. Stark, staring bonkers. I feel blessed :D

    My first thought was "Hate mail! I've finally done it!!!"


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    #8991
    magicbastarder
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 49,536 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    Gordon wrote: »
    I find it funny how Mass only has weight in the Catholic world, and even then, the importance is debatable.
    makes you wonder how the church will deal with space travel, in zero gravity.


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    #8992
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    kylith wrote: »
    My first thought was "Hate mail! I've finally done it!!!"

    Apparently, he has over 60 online accounts. Truly, he is omnipresent.

    This bit made me laugh my orange juice out my nose - "I am the one who sent fast food to your pathetic satanic atheist conference " :D:D:D


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    #8993
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I should have PMed him back thanking him for admitting to the crime of fraudulently ordering goods with no intent to pay and let him know that I'd forwarded his name to the Gardaí.... Next time, Gadget.


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    #8994
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    kylith wrote: »
    I should have PMed him back thanking him for admitting to the crime of fraudulently ordering goods with no intent to pay and let him know that I'd forwarded his name to the Gardaí.... Next time, Gadget.

    He's well known to the Gardai. Malicious hoax calls to Knock and Gatwick Airports etc. A full blown loon of the highest order.


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    #8995
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    I feel left out I didn't get mail from him, I think I'll go and have a good cry for myself.


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    #8996
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    kylith wrote: »
    I should have PMed him back thanking him for admitting to the crime of fraudulently ordering goods with no intent to pay and let him know that I'd forwarded his name to the Gardaí.... Next time, Gadget.

    I did reply. He called me a goat.

    :)


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    #8997
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    endacl wrote: »
    I did reply. He called me a goat.

    :)

    I have loosered the jrts on you...curried goat *drool*.


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    #8998
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    I have loosered the jrts on you...curried goat *drool*.

    You'd want to fatten me up first. I suggest banoffee. Lots of banoffee.


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    #8999
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    endacl wrote: »
    You'd want to fatten me up first. I suggest banoffee. Lots of banoffee.

    OH took the banoffee to work with her on the grounds that it was likely to kill little old diabetic me...she left a note in the fridge informing me of her kindness...


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    #9000
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    endacl wrote: »
    I did reply. He called me a goat.

    :)
    That's very.... imaginative... of him.
    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    I have loosered the jrts on you...curried goat *drool*.

    I've heard goat's good. Someone on telly the other day called it a 'superfood', so we should be seeing it in butcher's before too long, with any luck.


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    #9001
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Before this gets out of hand folks, may I point out that eating other posters is expressly forbidden by the charter.*

    Lets leave the cannibalism to the christians, OK?





    * May not be forbidden by the charter. Temporary back seat modding justified in the interests of self preservation.


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