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The Funny Side of Religion

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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    Russell being funny is up for debate but discussing if he's funny aint funny for sure. Less Russell chat more religious funnies

    Yes boss.

    MrP


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    This one has me convinced. I'm off to prayer meeting...........

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bkhQLt1vbWU#at=70


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Can't find a liveleak video of this, but it can only be a matter of time. Anyhow...

    Street Fight In Glastonbury Between Penis and Man Broken Up By Woman Dressed as Vagina

    http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Man-penis-costume-assaulted-Glastonbury-High/story-19328715-detail/story.html

    With photo goodness.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    robindch wrote: »

    With photo goodness.

    It is quite brilliant. I can just imagine the person in the giant vagina flapping her way down the main street, closely followed by the great big bouncing penis (complete with "hood"). Love it. Pity they were stopped, but predictable I suppose....

    There is a promotional video for The Nomadic Academy of Fools' play "The fig-leaf wars" in here: http://jezebel.com/penis-man-and-vagina-woman-fight-for-their-right-to-dre-519367930


  • Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    That's almost like a metaphor for life. Man struggles with a dominating penis and only a vagina can stop it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Stuff like this bugs me. 100% of the population has either a penis or a vagina, and 100% will find out what the other sex's genitals look like at some point, so why not do it with silly costumes in a non-threatening manner? "This man is dressed as a willy, and that woman's costume is what girls have instead of a willy", what's wrong with that? It's like taking kids into pool changing rooms; sure no-one really wants to see sweaty blokes with their tackle out but it'll help boys realise that men come in different shapes and sizes; that if it's big or small, circumcised or not, then that's ok.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    ^^ This make so much sense! So I assume the all-black cats are devil's spawns.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


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    I have now read it all.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    I have now read it all.

    Oh, there's more. But how much stupid can one mind tolerate?


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Where the hell did that pamphlet come from?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    endacl wrote: »
    Oh, there's more. But how much stupid can one mind tolerate?

    Approx. 3500 scripts per marking period is my limit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Approx. 3500 scripts per marking period is my limit.

    Subjects?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    endacl wrote: »
    Subjects?

    Judging by the scripts 'stuff to be filed under every knows that' 101


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Judging by the scripts 'stuff to be filed under every knows that' 101

    Gotcha. Stay strong. Take walks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    endacl wrote: »
    Gotcha. Stay strong. Take walks.

    Tis over (for now) but my mind is mush.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,938 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    kylith wrote: »
    Where the hell did that pamphlet come from?

    J C?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    kylith wrote: »
    Stuff like this bugs me. 100% of the population has either a penis or a vagina

    Not exactly true, many intersex children are born with indeterminate genitalia, and as often happens, doctors will preform surgeries to 'normalize' their genitalia at an extremely young age. Stuff like this bugs me, 'cos it's a horrific practice that is unnessecary and can have serious repercussions for the children later in life. Sorry, just had to bring that up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Links234 wrote: »
    Not exactly true, many intersex children are born with indeterminate genitalia, and as often happens, doctors will preform surgeries to 'normalize' their genitalia at an extremely young age. Stuff like this bugs me, 'cos it's a horrific practice that is unnessecary and can have serious repercussions for the children later in life. Sorry, just had to bring that up.

    OK then. 100% of the population has one, the other, both, or indeterminate. They will all find out what genitals look like though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 11,938 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Had a bad day at work? Meh, at least you're not the Pope:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 390 ✭✭sephir0th


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭legspin


    May be a repost and not in the right place but I found this funny.

    http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/gay-priests-dating-forum-uncovered-vatican180613


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    legspin wrote: »
    May be a repost and not in the right place but I found this funny.

    http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/gay-priests-dating-forum-uncovered-vatican180613
    On the website, it posted a manipulated picture showing Pope Francis with cardinals dressed as the Village People.

    This is all I could find. (I know it's the last pope) But doesn't he look happy.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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