The Funny Side of Religion

recedite

Careful now, there's a mini stampede forming over there on the left.

robindch

Ray Comfort channels Ricky Gervais explaining how christianity works.

No mention of bananas or bibliophiles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzLi1NprPpQ

Delirium

From YLYL

The Black Oil

This seems ideal for a caption competition..

biko

Sniffer dogs offend Muslims

POLICE sniffer dogs trained to spot terrorists at railway stations may no longer come into contact with Muslim passengers – after complaints that it is against the suspects’ religion.

endacl

biko wrote: »

Sniffer dogs offend Muslims

Why not 'Muslims are free to exercise their choice not to frequent airports, if being in close proximity to a well trained dog offends their bizarre sensibilities'?

I'll have to wait for another Dead One rereg to get a rational answer to that one though...

Sarky

Maybe I can save time:

o brother endacl, tell why you are slave to atheist religion. dog is unclean, like woman who dress like whore for car commercial and make a mockery of her purity which is for married man. You may have already won. Close cover before striking.

Any clearer?

endacl

Sarky wrote: »

Maybe I can save time:

o brother endacl, tell why you are slave to atheist religion. dog is unclean, like woman who dress like whore for car commercial and make a mockery of her purity which is for married man. You may have already won. Close cover before striking.

Any clearer?

Not really, but it read as authentic!

recedite

possible solution is infidel police to use royal bacon hound of arabia- the Saluki he is immune to all prohibitions of Qu-eran..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U0H4_YK9K8

sad but only royal prince may own bacon hound, so infidel police must have throat cut if get one.

problem solve by recruit brother sheikhs into police force

Sulla Felix

recedite wrote: »

possible solution is infidel police to use royal bacon hound of arabia- the Saluki he is immune to all prohibitions of Qu-eran..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U0H4_YK9K8

sad but only royal prince may own bacon hound, so infidel police must have throat cut if get one.

problem solve by recruit brother sheikhs into police force

Come on. Who named them bacon dogs?! That's really just salt in the wound.

Hotblack Desiato

Sulla Felix wrote: »

Come on. Who named them bacon dogs?!

Korean restaurant owners? :pac:

Turtwig

So has anyone here ever done that barefoot climb of piety?

Sarky

Croagh Patrick? I've climbed a few times but I wore shoes each time because I'm not an idiot.

kylith

ninja900 wrote: »

Korean restaurant owners? :pac:

Nah. No meat on a sighthound.

Hotblack Desiato

If there's very little meat on it, or it's very difficult to get at what meat there is, or it tastes nasty, then just raise the price to a ridiculous level and call it a delicacy

recedite

Sulla Felix wrote: »

Come on. Who named them bacon dogs?!

is because of special bacon diet of dog - normal prohibitions of Qu-eran not apply to royal hound dog is very clean.

DazMarz

Sarky

So Breda O'Brien wrote something stupid, as she does. In the column is a very unfortunate picture of everyone's favourite Catholic apologist and general douchebag Ronan Mullen.

I thought I'd provide Mr. Mullen with a more suitable background to capture his sensitive side.

Both pics are totally safe for work, but may nevertheless cause violent nausea. And yes, It's a shoddy Photoshop. I make no apologies for spending as little time staring at his ugly mug as I could manage.

Obliq

Sarky wrote: »

Both pics are totally safe for work, but may nevertheless cause violent nausea.

You've a stronger stomach than me, ew. Fair play for the work (looking at his face), but yuck. Just yuck.

TheChizler

<SNIP>

Obliq

Bannasidhe

Authorities on the monastic sanctuary of Mount Athos say a group of monks facing eviction have attacked court bailiffs and police with rocks and petrol bombs.

No one was injured in the incident early on Monday outside the Esphigmenou monastery, one of 20 monasteries on the monks' penisula in the north of the country, and no arrests were reported.

Earlier, riot police had tried to break down the door of the monastery. The bailiffs later retreated from the site.

About 100 monks in the 1,000-year-old monastery have been involved in a years-old dispute with the spiritual leader of the world's Orthodox Christians, Ecumenical Patriarch Vartholomeos, over his efforts to improve relations with the Vatican.

http://www.enetenglish.gr/?i=news.en.article&id=1317

robindch

Brazilians asked if they are insane.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/brazilians-asked-if-they-are-insane-2013072977265

The Daily Mash wrote:

THREE million Brazil residents who attended a mass by the Pope have been asked what they were thinking.

The vast number of beautiful people took time out from drinking delicious lime-based cocktails and watching the world’s best arses walk past to listen to a 77-year-old virgin going on and on and on.

British psychologist Julian Cook said: “Firstly, you should see this place. It’s so awesome that you just want to grab a pair of coconuts and start tapping out a samba rhythm. Or dance with people dressed like sexy peacocks, or do any number of things that aren’t hearing a grim-faced pensioner telling you not to shag.

“The Brazilians I interviewed were saying something about eternal salvation but I was too busy thinking about how really, really hot it is here to take too much notice. I think the general gist was that if they listened very carefully they might be admitted to a different paradise than the one they currently live in.”

Brazil has long been a strongly Catholic country as early settlers believed this was the only way to guilt the common man into not going surfing all day. Brazilian Tony Motta said: “I went to the mass because I was curious to see whether anyone could make Copacabana beach not fun.

“Turns out the Pope can.”

AstraMonti

Invert colors!

Sarky

Isn't that the hispanic detective from Castle in the front right..?

Turtwig

Sarky wrote: »

Isn't that the hispanic detective from Castle in the front right..?

?

I've only seen the first few seasons, so you might be referring to someone else.

Sarky

Esposito!

Turtwig

Sarky wrote: »

Esposito!

Ah yes. Forget that guy even existed.

Sarky

I am shocked. He is comedy gold, sir!

Turtwig

Sarky wrote: »

I am shocked. He is comedy gold, sir!

It has been several years since I've seen Castle. :P