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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #9392
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    I'm a fan of Castle, even though I dislike every character other than the main two.

    Damn you, Firefly.


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    #9393
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Dades wrote: »
    I'm a fan of Castle, even though I dislike every character other than the main two.

    Damn you, Firefly.

    Fire-fly?:confused:
    <<Trollface>>


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    #9394
    redfacedbear
    Registered Users Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    Dades wrote: »
    I'm a fan of Castle, even though I dislike every character other than the main two.

    Damn you, Firefly.

    Firefly might give you an excuse for liking Nathan Fillion but why that extends to Stana Katic as well, I couldn't possibly guess....

    ZlN1Ui0.jpg?1


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    #9395
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Ok, not technically religion:p

    3673_670022509693601_2052745536_n.jpg


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    #9396
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Jernal wrote: »
    Ok, not technically religion:p

    3673_670022509693601_2052745536_n.jpg

    With Awesome's consent, I trust...?


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    #9397
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    The UK's Spoon Council is celebrating it's 64'th year on the road with a new ad campaign:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsoBW6OPKMw


    The Council approached Uri about becoming lifetime president, but he became aggressive during the initial interview, so I suppose he won't be:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPY-Eo2XMjs


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    #9398
    norrie rugger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    He was in on the joke


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    #9399
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnjdq32u-MU


    no comments :D


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    #9400
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    norrie rugger wrote: »
    He was in on the joke
    Wouldn't have thought so - he does look fairly annoyed and while I'm sure he's a great actor, the note on the youtube website has the whiff of something written subsequently to avoid a lawsuit, and Geller is nothing if not litigious :)


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    #9401
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    216319_489275997830345_1438766761_n.jpg

    That's one for the WTF section..


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    #9402
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    AstraMonti wrote: »
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    That's one for the WTF section..

    Highly respected?
    How does that one work? Does one declaim that one shuns contraceptives in public and get a round of applause?

    As ye homosexualist of the female persuasion I shun contraceptives yet have failed to notice this high respect promised by the leaflet. :mad:


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    #9403
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Highly respected? How does that one work?
    The forum expert on "respect" for females is dead-one, but as he's on permanent holiday, I suppose we'll never know.


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    #9404
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    norrie rugger wrote: »
    He was in on the joke

    I wouldn't be too sure on that. This fellow has Ronald Reagan levels of self-delusion.

    The base unit of self delusion is a Walter Mitty, one Ronald Reagan is one Kilo-Walter Mitty.

    So anything that portrays his "psychic powers" as a ligthhearted and fun diversion really get Mr. Geller's goat.


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    #9405
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    RICHly rewarded? Go on Mr. Pamphlet....


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    #9406
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Galvasean wrote: »
    RICHly rewarded? Go on Mr. Pamphlet....
    Yes folks, RICHLY REWARDED in heaven.




    :mad:


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    #9407
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382627/Syrian-religious-group-bans-croissants-symbolise-oppression.html
    Syrian religious group bans croissants because they symbolise ‘oppression’
    • A Sharia committee issued a fatwa declaring forbidding croissants
    • The group said that their crescent shape holds ‘colonial’ significance
    • The pastry’s crescent shape 'celebrates European victory over Muslims'


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    #9408
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    If the croissant symbolises anything, its the French disdain for cholesterol!


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    #9409
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    endacl wrote: »
    If the croissant symbolises anything, its the French disdain for cholesterol!

    More the French tendency to steal bits of culinary genius from other countries and make it their own.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croissant


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    #9410
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    I'm tired and grumpy. Stop teaching me things.

    :)


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    #9411
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh, my.

    Do you think these preacher types are innocent of the language they use, or would they really prefer to kneel before God and receive a great big flood of divine, ahem, favour?

    Also, what is it with evangelists and gormless, sh*t-eating grins?


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    #9412
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,893 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Maybe what he's trying to say is that he just wants us to open up and allow god to come inside us.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #9413
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    ninja900 wrote: »
    Maybe what he's trying to say is that he just wants us to open up and allow god to come inside us.

    That sounds disturbingly close to recent clerical truth...


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    #9414
    Lucena
    Registered Users Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    AstraMonti wrote: »
    216319_489275997830345_1438766761_n.jpg

    That's one for the WTF section..

    The seven items under « Using contraceptives » are completely true. All of these things could happen.

    However, there are lots of other little-known risks out there:

    While watching TV, it could start to rain.
    While putting on your coat, you could strain your back.
    When drinking water, you could have a heart attack.

    Remember kids, just say no to water.


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    #9415
    Lucena
    Registered Users Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    Is it just me or does the leaflet look like a menu? With white tablecloth for full effect.

    Yeah, hi can I have a chlamydia starter, and for the main course I’ll have the peace of mind. Are there chips included with the peace of mind?
    And to drink we’ll just have a bottle of holy water. Still of course.


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    #9416
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,893 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    And ten portions from the kids' menu...

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #9417
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,936 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    No, no chips on that menu, just bacon and cabbage. :pac:


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    #9418
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    AstraMonti wrote: »
    216319_489275997830345_1438766761_n.jpg

    That's one for the WTF section..

    I wonder how abstinence is supposed to prevent cancer.


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    #9419
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    From the New Yorker's cartoon database:

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    #9420
    Sulla Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    kylith wrote: »
    I wonder how abstinence is supposed to prevent cancer.
    HPV is sexually transmitted and causes most incidences of cervical cancer. So, I guess, abstinence reduces that one risk vector.


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    #9421
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There are vaccinations that could sort that ou- Oh yeah, they cause autism in f*cking-stupid-bible-thumper-land, don't they?


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