The Funny Side of Religion

Brian Shanahan

Sarky wrote: »

There are vaccinations that could sort that ou- Oh yeah, they cause autism in f*cking-stupid-bible-thumper-land, don't they?

No giving out vaccinations is tantamount to Communism in the Bible-belt. And as we all know the most un-christian thing a person can do is to help others. Why Jesus said it himself "Whatever good you do unto the least of my people, you do onto the devil."

endacl

Brian Shanahan wrote: »

No giving out vaccinations is tantamount to Communism in the Bible-belt. And as we all know the most un-christian thing a person can do is to help others. Why Jesus said it himself "Whatever good you do unto the least of my people, you do onto the devil."

If he said anything worthy of saying, it'd boil down to 'don't be cnuts to each other'. Why is this simple thought always forgotten?

Brian Shanahan

endacl wrote: »

If he said anything worthy of saying, it'd boil down to 'don't be cnuts to each other'. Why is this simple thought always forgotten?

Because we don't even know that he actually even said it. Remember the real Jesus was probably a preacher who thought his fellow Jews were getting too slack re observance of Talmudic law (which essentially was "be as big a tool as possible to your fellow men, and well the women, be a million times worse"), not the happy clappy hippy pot-head he is often portrayed as these days.

Worztron

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Turtwig

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Better lose yourself in the delusion.

Kivaro

Brian Shanahan

Worztron wrote: »

To be declaimed in Rorshach's dull monotone I suppose?

Worztron

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Delirium

Cork boy 55

Happy Thor’s Day everybody
Death and destruction to your enemies!

kiffer

Cork boy 55 wrote: »

Happy Thor’s Day everybody
Death and destruction to your enemies!

Thor, norse god of ... healing and fertility.

endacl

kiffer wrote: »

Thor, norse god of ... healing and fertility.

Brother of Cor, the Norse god of blimey.

Turtwig

endacl wrote: »

Brother of Cor, the Norse god of blimey.

"I am unfamiliar with Cor."

endacl

Careful now. He's into the smitin'...

wp_rathead

I'm sure it has been covered here alread but:

"Pink Mass" has made Westboro Baptist Church Founder's Mom Gay In Afterlife, Satanists Claim

"Upon completion of the pink mass ceremony, Catherine Johnston is now gay in the afterlife," notes the Satanic Temple website, which has the cheeky URL www.westboro-baptist.com. "Fred Phelps is obligated to believe that his mother is now gay ... [and] if beliefs are inviolable rights, nobody has the right to challenge our right to believe that Fred Phelps believes that his mother is now gay."

The latter assertion appears to be a play on the WBC's own stance that their beliefs are totally infallible.

The Pink Mass was performed twice -- once with two gay men, and once with two lesbians -- in an affirmation of the Satanist Temple's belief in "freedom and the pursuit of happiness for all people." The temple is now encouraging same-sex couples to visit the grave and perform their own pink masses.]

Bannasidhe

Jernal wrote: »

"I am unfamiliar with Cor."

It's correct spelling is Corr.

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Corr speaks - the congregation responds with 'blimey'.

FouxDaFaFa

wprathead wrote: »

People are getting hung up on people kissing when there is a fcuking CENTAUR in the picture.

Priorities, people.

Quatermain

FouxDaFaFa wrote: »

People are getting hung up on people kissing when there is a fcuking CENTAUR in the picture.

Priorities, people.

Hmmm. Not really a centaur, more a satyr, judging by the horns. Close enough, though.

endacl

Bannasidhe wrote: »

It's correct spelling is Corr.

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Corr speaks - the congregation responds with 'blimey'.

Aren't those three stars on his strap an illuminati/NWO symbol?!?

No wonder jimbo knows so much about 'them'. He is one if 'them'!!

Obliq

endacl wrote: »

Aren't those three stars on his strap an illuminati/NWO symbol?!?

No wonder jimbo knows so much about 'them'. He is one if 'them'!!

I think the illuminati stars are meant to be inverted pentagrams. Could be mistaken though.

Knex*

Worztron

seamus

^^
I am actually surprised that part of the series hasn't been set in Rome. It's got everything; crazy drivers, crazy roads, hills and mountains and dangerous criminal dictators in huge palaces. Oh and it's also got the mafia.

You could spend one arc carrying out missions on behalf of the Vatican until one of the final missions where you break into the Vatican and kill the Pope.

The thing writes itself.

Delirium

Catholics Irish don't like boobs! :pac:

Quatermain

seamus wrote: »

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I am actually surprised that part of the series hasn't been set in Rome. It's got everything; crazy drivers, crazy roads, hills and mountains and dangerous criminal dictators in huge palaces. Oh and it's also got the mafia.

You could spend one arc carrying out missions on behalf of the Vatican until one of the final missions where you break into the Vatican and kill the Pope.

The thing writes itself.

I do seem to recall an episode of Archer in which the team is hired to protect the pope from a possible assassination attempt, only to find that the pope himself is a dead ringer for Archer's heroin-addicted war-veteran valet.

Cue gunfights, drugs, car chases, false flags, and the mafia. The complete package.

krudler

seamus wrote: »

^^
I am actually surprised that part of the series hasn't been set in Rome. It's got everything; crazy drivers, crazy roads, hills and mountains and dangerous criminal dictators in huge palaces. Oh and it's also got the mafia.

You could spend one arc carrying out missions on behalf of the Vatican until one of the final missions where you break into the Vatican and kill the Pope.

The thing writes itself.

That's what happened in Assassins Creed II :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkii8qLcJ24

bout 1min in

Turtwig

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For God sakes man spoilers!:mad: I'm currently on a playthrough of that game!:(