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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #9452
    sephir0th
    Registered Users Posts: 390 ✭✭sephir0th


    Jernal wrote: »
    ^ ^ ^
    For God sakes man spoilers!:mad: I'm currently on a playthrough of that game!:(

    It's 3.5 years old. I think you lost that privilege. I go mad when people post Star Wars spoilers because I have yet to watch any of them though - but I can't really complain :)


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    #9453
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    sephir0th wrote: »
    It's 3.5 years old. I think you lost that privilege. I go mad when people post Star Wars spoilers because I have yet to watch any of them though - but I can't really complain :)

    I know. Well, not the Star Wars bit. I just empathise with you on the spoilers front. I'm doing my best to avoid Dark Knight. Star Trek. BBC's Sherlock. . . the list is pretty endless actually spoilers.


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    #9454
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    sephir0th wrote: »
    It's 3.5 years old. I think you lost that privilege. I go mad when people post Star Wars spoilers because I have yet to watch any of them though - but I can't really complain :)
    Vader is Lukes' Mum


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    #9455
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9456
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    Convert now ****ers :pac:

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    #9457
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


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    #9458
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9459
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    "Why don't you say that to my face?"

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    #9460
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9461
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    The Discovery Channel's 'Shark Week' fails to impress, since it contains a Megalodon mockumentary and at least one obligatory Nazi reference.

    http://www.starpulse.com/news/Casey_Johnson/2013/08/05/viewers_enraged_after_discovery_channe


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    #9462
    magicbastarder
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 49,530 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    i'd be interested to see how many programs there would be left on the discovery channel if they removed the ones which focus on or feature guns.


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    #9463
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I was pretty shocked with the amount of shark attack programming they were broadcasting; which is the opposite of what Shark Week was meant to do, I think. I'm very disappointed with Discovery these days; it's all Auction Hunters and car shows, no discovering stuff at all. I suppose all the actual documentaries have moved to their satellite stations like D. Animal, D. Planet, etc.

    The only thing worth any time on Discovery these days is Mythbusters. That and Doctor Who are the only reasons I still have UPC.


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    #9464
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    kylith wrote: »
    I was pretty shocked with the amount of shark attack programming they were broadcasting; which is the opposite of what Shark Week was meant to do, I think. I'm very disappointed with Discovery these days; it's all Auction Hunters and car shows, no discovering stuff at all. I suppose all the actual documentaries have moved to their satellite stations like D. Animal, D. Planet, etc.

    The only thing worth any time on Discovery these days is Mythbusters. That and Doctor Who are the only reasons I still have UPC.

    Game of Thrones is why I still have Sky.


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    #9465
    magicbastarder
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 49,530 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    kylith wrote: »
    I'm very disappointed with Discovery these days; it's all Auction Hunters and car shows
    yep, apart from mythbusters, i don't think i watch anything on discovery.

    worth a read, especially #1:
    http://www.cracked.com/article_20299_5-depressing-realities-behind-popular-reality-tv-shows.html


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    #9466
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    magicbastarder wrote: »
    yep, apart from mythbusters, i don't think i watch anything on discovery.

    worth a read, especially #1:
    http://www.cracked.com/article_20299_5-depressing-realities-behind-popular-reality-tv-shows.html

    Yeah, I remember watching my second episode and it was pretty easy to work out it was staged; every bin had something fantastic in it, no-one outside the regulars ever bids, and one locker that was full of rats was full of pet hooded rats, sitting there practically waving at the camera.

    There's another one with two guys, I can't remember the name of it, but they show the lads selling the stuff on after so at least you learn a little about the item. Still stages as anything though.


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    #9467
    FouxDaFaFa
    Registered Users Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    kylith wrote: »
    There's another one with two guys, I can't remember the name of it, but they show the lads selling the stuff on after so at least you learn a little about the item. Still stages as anything though.
    Auction Kings, or something?

    Although that doesn't seem punny enough.


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    #9468
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    FouxDaFaFa wrote: »
    Auction Kings, or something?

    Although that doesn't seem punny enough.

    That sounds like it. I think the baldy guy looks like a laugh.


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    #9469
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Game of Thrones is why I still have Sky.

    Game of thrones is why I have d'internet.


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    #9470
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9471
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    #9472
    norrie rugger
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    #9473
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9474
    Penn
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    This doesn't make me believe in God. It makes me believe in Satan.


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    #9475
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Penn wrote: »
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    This doesn't make me believe in God. It makes me believe in Satan.

    Someone isn't aware that when people say the baby grows in your belly they don't actually mean your stomach.

    I'd laugh, if the idiocy wasn't so tragic.


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    #9476
    FouxDaFaFa
    Registered Users Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    ^^

    Poor parents who had their baby's picture commandeered by a bunch of nutjobs.


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    #9477
    norrie rugger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    WTF!!


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    #9478
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    kylith wrote: »
    Someone isn't aware that when people say the baby grows in your belly they don't actually mean your stomach.

    I'd laugh, if the idiocy wasn't so tragic.

    Absolutely - they need to get in there and work out how the hell something that was ingested ended up finding it's way into not only a womb but got through the placenta wall...:eek:

    Also - what a plump, clean, unwrinkled new born that is - my fella looked like Henry VIII after a particularly wild party when he was born.


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    #9479
    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,686 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    kylith wrote: »
    Someone isn't aware that when people say the baby grows in your belly they don't actually mean your stomach.

    Eh, that clearly doesn't matter when the baby is Lucifer. Duh!


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    #9480
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Absolutely - they need to get in there and work out how the hell something that was ingested ended up finding it's way into not only a womb but got through the placenta wall...:eek:

    Also - what a plump, clean, unwrinkled new born that is - my fella looked like Henry VIII after a particularly wild party when he was born.
    Maybe the mother was the idiot and she shoved the pills up her hoo-ha 'cause she didn't know to swallow them

    You're right that baby looks very large and plump for a newborn. It also looks like it's about to puke.
    Penn wrote: »
    Eh, that clearly doesn't matter when the baby is Lucifer. Duh!

    My bad :(


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    #9481
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    kylith wrote: »
    Maybe the mother was the idiot and she shoved the pills up her hoo-ha 'cause she didn't know to swallow them

    You're right that baby looks very large and plump for a newborn. It also looks like it's about to puke.


    My bad :(

    Could be - mate of mine was a matron in the A&E dept of a large London hospital who used to regale us with tales of bizarre things lodged in various orifices and the equally bizarre explanations offered.

    Or let rip with a milky belch.


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