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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #9542
    dinneenp
    Registered Users Posts: 8,138 ✭✭✭dinneenp


    Might be an old one ye all know...
    What's the difference between Jesus ans a picture of Jesus?
    It only takes one nail go hang the picture.


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    #9543
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    267986.gif

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9544
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    endacl wrote: »
    Post #20/ I'm mentally ill...

    Would have been a better 3rd option than Atari jaguar. I damned you FWIW; if these Christians are too recalcitrant in dealing with their own dogma, someones got to step up ;)


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    #9545
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    How every religious debate should start:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSLkQnCurgs


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    #9546
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,497 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    If Atheists Acted Religious

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pwwvBygoFA


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    #9547
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    endacl wrote: »
    Post #20/ I'm mentally ill...

    Please elaborate. I'm banned over there for pointing out that raising one's daughters to be submissive to the males in their lives, and not to pursue their educational hopes and goals in favour of being chained to the kitchen sink is misogynistic.


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    #9548
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well I'm not surprised, that's dangerous thinking there Brian! Next you'll be telling them that women can vote and be singers, engineers or doctors!


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    #9549
    gaynorvader
    Registered Users Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭gaynorvader


    Sarky wrote: »
    Well I'm not surprised, that's dangerous thinking there Brian! Next you'll be telling them that women can vote and be singers, engineers or doctors!

    Or priests! :o


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    #9550
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    Sarky wrote: »
    Well I'm not surprised, that's dangerous thinking there Brian! Next you'll be telling them that women can vote and be singers, engineers or doctors!

    Well, that's what the poster who I called a misogynist was horrified about, also descriptive words for people's reproductive organs (e.g. the four letter word Chaucer thought had seven).


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    #9551
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    <gasp>

    Well whatever about endacl, you're definitely damned :pac:


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    #9552
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    Sarky wrote: »
    <gasp>

    Well whatever about endacl, you're definitely damned good looking :pac:

    Fixed your post. No need to thank me.;)


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    #9553
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Sarky wrote: »
    <gasp>

    Well whatever about endacl, you're definitely damned :pac:

    Which is funny when you think about. They say as atheists, we're not going to heaven. We say as atheists, they're not going to heaven. Damnation or cremation all round it seems ;)


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    #9554
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    smacl wrote: »
    Which is funny when you think about. They say being as atheists, we're not going to heaven. We say as atheists, they're not going to heaven. Damnation or cremation all round it seems ;)

    Ill bring that up in the discussion phase, once the poll closes!


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    #9555
    TheChizler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,455 ✭✭✭TheChizler


    Sarky wrote: »
    <gasp>

    Well whatever about endacl, you're definitely damned :pac:

    That was my joke! Except I was being serious of course. ;-)


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    #9556
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    Not exactly religious, but as ridiculous:

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    #9557
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    268154.gif

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9558
    W123-80's
    Registered Users Posts: 2,078 ✭✭✭W123-80's


    How to destroy an atheist in an argument....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghtoPiAE1sA&feature=player_detailpage


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    #9559
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    W123-80's wrote: »
    How to destroy an atheist in an argument....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghtoPiAE1sA&feature=player_detailpage

    That video was so hard core I ate my brain.

    Praise Jebus!


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    #9560
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Brian Shanahan wrote: »
    I ate my brain.
    Iz you a zombie cannibal?!?


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    #9561
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    endacl wrote: »
    Iz you a zombie cannibal?!?

    Brains! Chocolate covered Brains!



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    #9562
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    The New Yorker's Charles Barsotti on alethiology:

    268237.jpeg


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    #9563
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    13+-+1.jpg


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    #9564
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    1174738_504639239617044_26777500_n.jpg


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    #9565
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    268305.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9566
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    268372.jpg


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    #9567
    Geomy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,296 ✭✭✭Geomy


    Worztron wrote: »
    268305.jpg

    What has a musical instrument to do with religion ?


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    #9568
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    where do you see a musical instrument in that picture?


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    #9569
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    coolhull wrote: »
    where do you see a musical instrument in that picture?
    That's a B flat transverse shuttle in the first image.


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    #9570
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    268462.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #9571
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,164 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    coolhull wrote: »
    where do you see a musical instrument in that picture?

    The double bass in the right-hand picture. In its case, of course.


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