The Funny Side of Religion

norrie rugger

Would have been great if his nads were blocked out by a pixilated cross

robindch

^^^ Photoshop is your friend.

norrie rugger

robindch wrote: »

^^^ Photoshop is your friend.

Indeed but in class

Delirium

Cabaal

robindch

Vote for your favorite piccy of Pope Francis!

http://www.religionnews.com/2013/09/03/pope-francis-art-contest-vote-here-for-your-favorite/

Obliq

robindch wrote: »

Vote for your favorite piccy of Pope Francis!

http://www.religionnews.com/2013/09/03/pope-francis-art-contest-vote-here-for-your-favorite/

I only like the "god's view" one.

robindch

The Young Earth Creationists Guide to Winning an Argument With an Evilutionist!

https://www.facebook.com/notes/bobby-cole/the-young-earth-creationist-playbook/1413771965512583

Worztron

norrie rugger

robindch

What every ailing church needs - ninja exorcists who are teenage girls:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23986595

With video goodness.

FouxDaFaFa

robindch wrote: »

What every ailing church needs - ninja exorcists who are teenage girls:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23986595

With video goodness.

Oh yeah, I watched a Vice documentary on them a while back. I thought it was going to be funny but it really disturbed me in places. I felt very strange after watching it.

Here's the first part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk65kdAVNXI

Brian Shanahan

robindch wrote: »

What every ailing church needs - ninja exorcists who are teenage girls:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23986595

With video goodness.

You fecker, you beat me to the punch. Shouldn't have gone out chopping wood, and then to a funeral, and then to the pub to watch Ireland fail to perform in the forane game.

Worztron

Delirium

Pastor Refuses to Marry Couple an Hour Before Ceremony Because Bride’s Dress is Too Sexy

The wedding scheduled Saturday, August 10th, was scheduled for 3pm. At 2pm, the pastor greeted the bride and groom when he noticed the bride’s dress. According to the bride’s mother, the pastor jokingly asked ‘where is the other half of the dress?’ Not thinking anything of it, the family laughed it off and continued applying make-up on the bride. Around 2:30pm the pastor asked a leader of the church to ask the bride and the family about the other part of her dress. The bride informed the leader ‘this is it’. The leader reported the news to the pastor and then the pastor informed personally the bride and groom at separate times he could not perform the wedding with the bride in her selected dress. The pastor told the bride she would have to cover up her breast area and find a way to add length to the dress. The bride informed the pastor there is no way to accomplish this with so short of a notice and she has to wear her dress. Then the pastor informed her he would not be able to perform the ceremony then walked back to his office.

Damn sexy people wanting to get married!!! :mad::mad::pac:

sbsquarepants

You have to admit though, that pastor knows a sexy dress when he sees one:pac: I think I would like to see this bride woman!

Cabaal

sbsquarepants wrote: »

You have to admit though, that pastor knows a sexy dress when he sees one:pac: I think I would like to see this bride woman!

well, here's the dress

Delirium

My sort of candles :P

gaynorvader

Cabaal wrote: »

well, here's the dress

As far as I know she's okay according to the Bible so long as the dress wasn't made from expensive material, she wasn't wearing jewellery and the didn't have her hair braided.

sbsquarepants

gaynorvader wrote: »

As far as I know she's okay according to the Bible so long as the dress wasn't made from expensive material, she wasn't wearing jewellery and the didn't have her hair braided.

Not so fast there buddy! I have two diabolical words for you - mixed fabrics. Now, i'm no Luis Copeland, but that dress looks like poly-cotton to me - god damn hussy.
If I was the pastor i'd have insisted she remove it immediately:D

pinksoir

What, the body of Christ isn't enough? Om nom nom.

sbsquarepants

koth wrote: »

My sort of candles :P

What with being a big fat hypocrite and whatnot, we got the baby baptised last week - I would have loved that Steve Buscemi candle for the occasion!

recedite

Well I think that dress would have been OK for a beach wedding, but not for a church one. The question is, why would someone bother with the whole church wedding thing if they're not willing to respect the conventions?

norrie rugger

Should we go like other Pic/Vid threads and stop quoting images?

sbsquarepants

Sorry. I didn't mean to upset you:)

coffee_cake

In fairness I'd be asking where the rest of the dress was if she showed up like that in a church too

gaynorvader

recedite wrote: »

Well I think that dress would have been OK for a beach wedding, but not for a church one. The question is, why would someone bother with the whole church wedding thing if they're not willing to respect the conventions?

What are the conventions? Apart from the ones outlined above, the church really isn't very clear. In fact, if you take a look in Genesis, we should probably all be naked as God got really pissy right around the time those two layabouts started wearing clothes.

koth

koth wrote: »

My sort of candles :P

Any ideas where I can buy some of those candles?

Sonics2k

koth wrote: »

My sort of candles :P

Seeing as my ex and her family are insisting my daughter does her communion, these candles shall be my contribution to it.

Where can I get these?

irish_goat

You could make them easy enough, it's just a candle with the printout stuck between it and the holder.