The Funny Side of Religion

PopePalpatine · 04-10-2013 12:30pm

Lucena wrote: »

Sh1t, they got me figured out. It's true, I don't believe in anything AND I'm staying home on Sunday. They even got the cup of coffee right!

I stay home on Sunday because there's fuck-all to do.

gaynorvader · 04-10-2013 12:40pm

PopePalpatine wrote: »

I stay home on Sunday because there's fuck-all to do.

I thought atheists played rugby on Sundays because Christians aren't allowed?

AstraMonti · 04-10-2013 12:47pm

Most of my cycling buddies must be atheist then, all our cycling is made on Sunday mornings :pac:

joseph brand · 04-10-2013 12:55pm

PopePalpatine wrote: »

I stay home on Sunday because there's fuck-all to do.

That's why it's called a day of rest.

:pac:

Sarky · 04-10-2013 12:59pm

PopePalpatine wrote: »

I stay home on Sunday because there's fuck-all to do.

Get yourself to a Sunday afternoon jazz session. If you're not going to mass you may as well relax with a pint listening to the devil's own music.

kylith · 04-10-2013 1:14pm

We got a car a couple of weeks ago, so now every Sunday is 'lets go somewhere new for a walk' day, so now Sunday is about the only day I don't sit around doing nothing.

Bannasidhe · 04-10-2013 3:05pm

Penn · 04-10-2013 3:15pm

gaynorvader · 04-10-2013 3:59pm

Bannasidhe wrote: »

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Now Google?

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

Sarky · 04-10-2013 4:04pm

They make a good argument. Google's always there when I need It, it seemingly has no end, and whenever I'm down I can utter a quick search prayer and the hole in my existence is almost instantly filled with kittens, funny stories and porn.

FouxDaFaFa · 04-10-2013 4:29pm

Sarky wrote: »

They make a good argument. Google's always there when I need It, it seemingly has no end, and whenever I'm down I can utter a quick search prayer and the hole in my existence is almost instantly filled with kittens, funny stories and porn.

And it's always watching you. It remembers everything.

It cares.

Cabaal · 04-10-2013 5:14pm

gaynorvader wrote: »

Now Google?

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

I do love the prayer

Our Google, which art on servers,
Hallowed be thy page;
Thy domain come,
Thy search be done,
On Chrome as it is in the cloud.
Give us this day our daily lolcats
And forgive our trolling,
As we forgive those who troll against us;
And lead us not into spam,
But deliver us from malware. RAMen.

Brian Shanahan · 04-10-2013 5:44pm

ninja900 wrote: »

This isn't really a funny though, it's aimed at kids

I am absolutely disgusted by this leaflet, they got the colour of my dressing gown wrong!

Obliq · 04-10-2013 7:42pm

Brian Shanahan wrote: »

I am absolutely disgusted by this leaflet, they got the colour of my dressing gown wrong!

Mine is that colour but I have no beard...........(this week)

bnt · 04-10-2013 7:45pm

Bizarro again:

swampgas · 04-10-2013 8:22pm

I'd love to know what the "very advanced witnessing techniques" involve!

The message is rather ironic: your wonderful faith in Jesus/God, the all-powerful creator of the Universe, can be undone by merely exchanging a few words with a sleepy atheist on a Sunday morning.

CramCycle · 04-10-2013 8:29pm

Brian Shanahan wrote: »

I am absolutely disgusted by this leaflet, they got the colour of my dressing gown wrong!

Obliq wrote: »

Mine is that colour but I have no beard...........(this week)

My dressing gowns are grey and pink, beard is spot on, I don't lash out at kids though, and the only reason I stay home on Sunday is because there is so much work to catch up on.

Bannasidhe · 04-10-2013 8:50pm

CramCycle wrote: »

My dressing gowns are grey and pink, beard is spot on, I don't lash out at kids though, and the only reason I stay home on Sunday is because there is so much work to catch up on.

I donated that dressing gown to a charity shop last year. Glad to see it went to a good home.