The Funny Side of Religion

legspin

Sarky wrote: »

God yeah, they leak all over the shop >_>

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Sploosh test....:eek:

"Clean up on aisle four, clean up on aisle four. The Lezzies are leaking again"

Bannasidhe

legspin wrote: »

"Clean up on aisle four, clean up on aisle four. The Lezzies are leaking again"

Ah, aisle four - that's where they keep the WD40 and DIY stuff....or so I've heard.

legspin

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Ah, aisle four - that's where they keep the WD40 and DIY stuff....or so I've heard.

Orbital sanders FTW....

LeinsterDub

legspin wrote: »

Orbital sanders FTW....

Why did I just picture sanders in space?

Bannasidhe

LeinsterDub wrote: »

Why did I just picture sanders in space?

Oh myy - I don't think you appreciate the gravity of that.




:pac:










(I kept me coat on so I'll just let meself out...)

robindch

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Oh myy - I don't think you appreciate the gravity of that.

Think I'm feeling just a little tensor.

Bannasidhe

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Ah, aisle four - that's where they keep the WD40 and DIY stuff....or so I've heard.

Worztron

Corkfeen

Came across this on Twitter. They're all really into it but condemn the gays? Highly suspect self-hatred in the Vatican.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rbxov7CVi8

Kivaro

iguana

Worztron

Brian Shanahan

Worztron wrote: »

Only noticed now, Benny's throne has the Stonecutters' logo on it! Twice, at the apex of the back rest!

So now we know who's responsible for Steve Gutenberg!

Worztron

robindch

Daily Mail Shocker -- Judges bid to banish the Bible from court over fears witnesses and defendants no longer take the oath seriously

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2446250/Judges-bid-banish-Bible-court-fears-witnesses-defendants-longer-oath-seriously.html

Daily Fail wrote:

John Glen, Tory MP for Salisbury and a magistrate until last year, said: ‘This smacks of political correctness gone mad.’

Bannasidhe

robindch wrote: »

Daily Mail Shocker -- Judges bid to banish the Bible from court over fears witnesses and defendants no longer take the oath seriously

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2446250/Judges-bid-banish-Bible-court-fears-witnesses-defendants-longer-oath-seriously.html

My 80 year old mother gets the 'Irish' Mail (she being one of those miggle class Irish 'republicans' who still blame 'the Brits' for everything while watching Coronation St, dressed head to toe in clothes from 'Marks' and eating Thornton's choccies :rolleyes:)

When very bored I have been known to flick through said paper - haven't managed to flick past page 5 yet before closing it in disgust and asking her how she could spend money on such utter rubbish.

Delirium

Bannasidhe

robindch wrote: »

Daily Mail Shocker -- Judges bid to banish the Bible from court over fears witnesses and defendants no longer take the oath seriously

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2446250/Judges-bid-banish-Bible-court-fears-witnesses-defendants-longer-oath-seriously.html

Speaking of the Daily Mail

Just took this quiz http://toys.usvsth3m.com/are-you-hated-by-the-daily-mail/?utm_content=buffer312f9&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Buffer

Apparently the Daily Mail hates me

Obliq

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Speaking of the Daily Mail

Just took this quiz http://toys.usvsth3m.com/are-you-hated-by-the-daily-mail/?utm_content=buffer312f9&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Buffer

Apparently the Daily Mail hates me

Doesn't take much. They hate me too, if it makes you feel any better

robindch

Lots of hate my way too.

Popette is merely "loathed" by the Daily Mail. Must mention that to her next time I see her since she loves it.

Genghiz Cohen

Also Hated.

Great.

Mr. CooL ICE

Hated. I thought I was doing alright until I said I wasn't married.

Obliq

LordChessington wrote: »

Hated. I thought I was doing alright until I said I wasn't married.

Unemployed is a big no-no as well (not just in the Daily Mail of course), but I lied a bit and said unmarried. However, separated with divorce pending would more than likely tip me into "universally despised". I'm surprised they have no category beyond "hated" actually :rolleyes:

Sulla Felix

iguana

Obliq wrote: »

Unemployed is a big no-no as well (not just in the Daily Mail of course), but I lied a bit and said unmarried. However, separated with divorce pending would more than likely tip me into "universally despised". I'm surprised they have no category beyond "hated" actually :rolleyes:

Ah see this is where the quiz got it wrong, imo. I don't have a job because I'm a stay at home mother. I think the DM probably hates working mothers as much the unemployed.

Why I'm arguing the case for the DM not hating me I don't know.

Brian Shanahan

Took the Pew religious knowledge test just now. Did pretty good for someone who knows diddly squat about US religious history (apart from the LDS, that was nutty enough to be funny).

I got all the questions right bar:


Turns out I should have gone for the British Triple-Jump Olympic gold medallist. Forgot the first rule of strict protestants, they're all good athletes.

Pherekydes

Woohoo, I got 14 right, though I knew ahem one of the answers. ^

iguana

Got 15 but wouldn't have gotten the last one if I hadn't read this thread, tbh I don't know what the First Great Awakening was. I thought it was interesting reading through the results and seeing what percentage of people got which questions right. Only 23% of people thought that it was permitted for a US public school teacher to read an excerpt from the bible as an example of literature. Seeing as most respondents were probably American it suggests quite the lack understanding between the difference between indoctrination and education.

Sulla Felix

I got 14 (really, 15, but I knew the last answer only from the above )

pauldla

Sulla Felix wrote: »

I got 14 (really, 15, but I knew the last answer only from the above )

Me too!