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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #1292
    del88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    good one....http://www.400monkeys.com/God/

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    #1293
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Most conclusive proof that creationism is wrong that I've seen ;)

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #1294
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Most conclusive proof that creationism is wrong that I've seen ;)

    Nice, must be some other good stuff on the site!


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    #1295
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    http://bit.ly/cf1jwd
    (had to shorten the original url cos it has the word sh1t in it)

    well that's one more down.

    anyone know how many's left? :)


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    #1296
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    ^^ Moved this to here.
    Not really an A&A standalone thread, but somewhat amusing so it can live here. :)


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    #1297
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    vibe666 wrote: »
    http://bit.ly/cf1jwd
    (had to shorten the original url cos it has the word sh1t in it)

    well that's one more down.

    anyone know how many's left? :)

    Fantastic :)


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    #1298
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Betty's back.



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    #1299
    Byron85
    Registered Users Posts: 1,443 ✭✭✭Byron85


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    #1300
    Xluna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    T.W.H Byron wrote: »
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    So good I need to quote it. I might use this as my desktop wallpaper for a month.


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    #1301
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


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    #1302
    Flamed Diving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


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    #1303
    Mark Hamill
    Registered Users Posts: 7,776 ✭✭✭Mark Hamill


    Linky
    Phelps' gang were in San Francisco last Thursday "protesting" at the Twitter headquarters and were met by a large contingency of counter-protesters with some of the best signs I have seen in a long time.
    WBC’s hate-promoting signs were answered by multiple signs of randomness, nonsensical yelling, and even a unicorn. A portable stereo blared Lady GaGa, while press and people passing by ignored the WBC signs and took pictures and videos of the more entertaining signs.
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    More pics through the link.


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    #1304
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Damnit, now I'm hungry..

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    #1305
    Mark Hamill
    Registered Users Posts: 7,776 ✭✭✭Mark Hamill


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Damnit, now I'm hungry..

    a5.jpg

    I just googled bitch burger because I didn't know what the insult was actually directed at. I found this blog which says its directed at those who support stem cell research because the WBC people see stem cell research as "eating of babies". The good news is that with the bitch burger, you can get an Obama Fries and a Slut Shake as part of a Stem Cell Supper Meal :D :
    ALL THE WAYS THE CITIZENS OF DOOMED AMERCA DO AND FURTHER WILL
    EAT THEIR CHILDREN

    a/k/a/ THIS NATION IS ABOUT TO DINE ON SOME

    Bitch Burgers
    Obama Fries
    both these dripping with your bloody catsup
    And Slut Shakes
    All going to make up your Stem Cell Supper!
    Coming soon to a McDonalds near you!


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    #1306
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig




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    #1307
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Mark Hamill wrote: »
    I just googled bitch burger because I didn't know what the insult was actually directed at. I found this blog which says its directed at those who support stem cell research because the WBC people see stem cell research as "eating of babies". The good news is that with the bitch burger, you can get an Obama Fries and a Slut Shake as part of a Stem Cell Supper Meal :D :

    Coming soon to a McDonalds near you!

    To me the idea of a bitch burger and a slut shake sounds great! They should get less appealing names if they want to turn people off.


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    #1308
    Byron85
    Registered Users Posts: 1,443 ✭✭✭Byron85


    An old one but a good one.


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    #1309
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I know what I'm getting for next christmas

    yh5ymbo

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #1310
    Tyler MacDurden
    Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭Tyler MacDurden


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    #1311
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    ^^ 19 bucks for 1,000 magic crackers? Bargain!


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    #1312
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I may have to stop posting in here, turns out I may have a religion

    http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-10303-Austin-Metal-Music-Examiner~y2010m1d29-Metal-Opinion-Is-metal-a-religion

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #1313
    liamw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭liamw


    Dades wrote: »
    ^^ 19 bucks for 1,000 magic crackers? Bargain!

    Do they come blessed?


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    #1314
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    liamw wrote: »
    Do they come blessed?
    Would be interesting to have a blind tasting with a few catholics to find out -- presumably the taste of Jesus in one's mouth is different from the cardboardy taste that these biscuits would normally have.


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    #1315
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Well, you can be excommunicated for desecrating the Host as far as I remember.
    I'm going to buy a box and draw the boardsie emoticons onto them one by one then mail them to il pape.


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    #1316
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    robindch wrote: »
    presumably the taste of Jesus in one's mouth is different from the cardboardy taste that these biscuits would normally have.

    The first image that popped into my head when reading this was:

    faith-1-200a071807.jpg


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    #1317
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    robindch wrote: »
    Would be interesting to have a blind tasting with a few catholics to find out -- presumably the taste of Jesus in one's mouth is different from the cardboardy taste that these biscuits would normally have.

    Maybe that's why I could only taste cardboard, I never truly believed.
    As opposed to tasting some guy's meat like the good Catholics.


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    #1318
    Goduznt Xzst
    Registered Users Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭Goduznt Xzst


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    #1319
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Tyler MacDurden wrote: »
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    Did you see the reviews on the wafers?
    I am concerned to think that uninformed customers may be buying generic communion wafers like this over the internet. Not only is there the risk that these products may contain impurities or traces of false gods which will cause serious and permanent damage to your soul, there is also the undoubted fact that buying generic wafers deprives legitimate churches of income which they can use to research new and more effective means of salvation. I must also emphasise that communion wafers should never be supplied ready consecrated and do not constitute Jesus until processed by a trained professional wearing the appropriate liturgical vestments and using the approved lubricants. Steer well clear
    Communion wafer reviews


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    #1320
    Mark Hamill
    Registered Users Posts: 7,776 ✭✭✭Mark Hamill


    Goduznt Xzst wrote: »
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    Dracula was also raised from the dead. That makes Jesus and Dracula the same. Maybe Jesus and Dracula where the same person! Would explain Draculas fear of crosses (as he was once nailed to one for three days) and why he needs to drink blood (cause everyone has been drinkning his for years) :D


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    #1321
    8kvscdpglqnyr4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 413 ✭✭8kvscdpglqnyr4


    Tyler MacDurden wrote: »
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    This is brilliant!

    I assume everyone else has seen the section at the bottom of the image:
    "Customers who bought this also bought"

    ... check out the selected item:
    "Astroglide Personal Lubricant"
    ... hilarious!!! :D:D:D


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