The Funny Side of Religion

Goduznt Xzst

Mark Hamill wrote: »

Dracula was also raised from the dead. That makes Jesus and Dracula the same. Maybe Jesus and Dracula where the same person! Would explain Draculas fear of crosses (as he was once nailed to one for three days) and why he needs to drink blood (cause everyone has been drinkning his for years)

Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen Dracula and Jesus in the same place at the same time? :eek: Coincidence?

Tyler MacDurden

Paparazzo wrote: »

Did you see the reviews on the wafers?


Communion wafer reviews

Awesome stuff, I never thought to look at the comments.

I've tried in vain to find any other unholy purchasing incongruities, the best I could come up with was a copy of 'A Time To Kill' bought along with the Qur'an.

Pic related.

Coriolanus

Don't think I've seen these posted before.

Turtwig

Now this is utterly bizarre: The video is made by a Christian Group who want to improve the marketing of the church.

GLaDOS

Turtwig

Coriolanus

Malty_T wrote: »

double you tee eff that's just bizarre

Turtwig

The sad thing about this it that some fundies might not actually see the humour and think it's a valid point.:(

robby^5

UR Wrong

Well, ur all going to burn in hell anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MKVo_o0Mrc

Turtwig

I prefer this one.:pac:

Dades

^^ Moved UR Wrong's (!) URL here because that's where it belongs...
(And Malty's response for completeness)

strobe

Malty_T wrote: »

I prefer this one.:pac:

That ones pretty mental alright. Heres the guys ED page, makes interesting/hilarious reading, big style internet drama.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Venomfangx


Stumbled apon it couple of weeks ago through this great youtube series of creationism debunking videos.

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=AC3481305829426D&search_query=why+do+people+laugh+at+creationists&rclk=pti

Flamed Diving

That VFX thing is probably one of the greatest things to ever happen on the internet. I'm glad I was there following it.

cavedave

Easy inter burial container. U.S. patent 7,631,404

panda100

This made me laugh in 'Just Fancy That' in Private Eye this week:

"The Archbishop of Canterbury joined Thanet's Greek community at a decidedly chilly Blessing of The Seas on Sunday January 10. The archbishop, Dr Rowan Williams, was the special guest at the 46th annual religious event, during which the congregation also thanked the sea for giving its fruits and looked and prayed ahead to a productive year of fishing "
-The Kent Messenger , 11 January

"Thousands of dead crabs have been washed up on the Thanet coastline...Volunteer costal warden Tony Sykes was the first to report the mass of dead velvet swimminig crabs that washed up near his patch on Westbrook Beach on Monday January 11th....Environment experts were mystified."
-ThisIsKent.co.uk, 12 January

Funglegunk

cavedave wrote: »

Easy inter burial container. U.S. patent 7,631,404

No doubt the man buried in that is spinning in his grave...

*Gets coat*

Flamed Diving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxZrlNSsEyg

Utter pwnage.

The Mad Hatter

Flamed Diving wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxZrlNSsEyg

Utter pwnage.

He was great when he was confronted by the ten commandments quiz too. I was on Pharyngula like a year ago.

iUseVi

Christopher Hitchens is my role model. Seriously awesome.

Turtwig

DogmaticLefty

iUseVi wrote: »

Christopher Hitchens is my role model. Seriously awesome.

Intellectual lightweight. Read
"The Irrational Atheist: Dissecting the Unholy Trinity of Dawkins, Harris, and Hitchens"


Great read. And very funny too! Laugh out loud on the DART stuff.

dvpower

^^
Is it a funny book?

iUseVi

DogmaticLefty wrote: »

Intellectual lightweight. Read
"The Irrational Atheist: Dissecting the Unholy Trinity of Dawkins, Harris, and Hitchens"


Great read. And very funny too! Laugh out loud on the DART stuff.

I'm sorry, I don't read books with nonsensical titles. Both the words "unholy" and "Trinity" are complete nonsense and have no meaning.

Paparazzo

Nice line from Hitchens when talking about Jerry Falwell (televangelist who just died).
"If he was given an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uchPPbJep8g&feature=related

Zillah

dvpower wrote: »

^^
Is it a funny book?

I bet it's hilarious, but not in any way the author intended.

vibe666

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20100212/sc_livescience/linkstospiritualityfoundinthebrain

Scientists have identified areas of the brain that, when damaged, lead to greater spirituality.

not to say that you absolutely HAVE to be brain damaged to be spiritually inclined, but it does appear to help.

monosharp

5uspect

Not really funny but has anyone seen todays Irish Times?
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2010/0216/1224264555374.html

Cardinal tells Irish bishops only humility will renew church

panda100

5uspect wrote: »

Not really funny but has anyone seen todays Irish Times?
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2010/0216/1224264555374.html

Cardinal tells Irish bishops only humility will renew church

That picture is ripe for photoshopping and funny speech bubbles. Id make some crude joke about the bishop going down on the pope, but I fear it would lead to the first blasphemous arrest.