The Funny Side of Religion

robindch

Dades wrote: »

Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death.

Hmm... Mr Famine clearly hasn't been suffering one.

Dades

I'd be lying if I said that thought hadn't crossed my mind.

There's no winners in that lineup!

Turtwig

Ciaran500 wrote: »

Fox does it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA-cpzGWVwE

Hmm well I've let the guy who disagrees with me state that he disagrees with me. Now back to the idiotic* priest who agrees with me.

*The Pope would be doing Catholicism a favour if that priest was defrocked.

Turtwig

AJG wrote: »

From the man who gave us this masterpiece:

The trailer shows the best bits of the film right?

robindch wrote: »

Luckily, we have photographic proof:

All those photos show are split second time intervals. There are gaps in the photo records not enough to adequately conclude that there was any such "beers".

Ickle Magoo

The lengths some people go to to make theology interesting... :pac:



http://www.amazon.com/dp/1591792738

Coriolanus

I'd have thought Finding God through Sex would be the more obvious book to write?

liamw

Ickle Magoo wrote: »

The lengths some people go to to make theology interesting... :pac:

or to justify sex before marriage

Wacker

Looks like the odds are against God!

http://i.imgur.com/1TwSK.png

I thinks this one works better as a link rather than embedding.

Ickle Magoo

Nevore wrote: »

I'd have thought Finding God through Sex would be the more obvious book to write? confused:

Really? I'd have my money on "Finding god through prayer" or "Finding god through religion" as the more obvious choices. Religion, especially catholicism, has become fairly synonymous with damning and disapproving of carnal pleasures.

Coriolanus

Ickle Magoo wrote: »

Really? I'd have my money on "Finding god through prayer" or "Finding god through religion" as the more obvious choices. Religion, especially catholicism, has become fairly synonymous with damning and disapproving of carnal pleasures.

I meant, of any combination of God and Sex and finding of, finding God through sex would have been more likely.
And now I realise I misread the whole thing. Notice my post actually just repeats the title of the book. I thought it said Finding Sex Through God. No wonder I was comfused.

Wacker

This one I quite like:



The owner may be a really devout Christian and I'm just misunderstanding it, but it certainly raised a chuckle.

ChocolateSauce

Wacker wrote: »

This one I quite like:


The owner may be a really devout Christian and I'm just misunderstanding it, but it certainly raised a chuckle.

"The Lord Says Everything With A Capital Letter" is the first thing which came into my head, apart from goddamn big ass picture.

Wacker

ChocolateSauce wrote: »

"The Lord Says Everything With A Capital Letter" is the first thing which came into my head, apart from goddamn big ass picture.

Yeah, sorry about that. If the mods are more tech-savy than me (wouldn't be hard), hopefully they could resize it for me?

Galvasean

liamw wrote: »

Names? L2R

Dimebag Darrell, James Van Der Beek, Kelsey Grammer, Seth MacFarlane

Tyler MacDurden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYNOhqvNoS8

Dr Pepper

strobe

Can anyone else kinda see this guy standing outside through the window in the backround in that picture?? Or is it just me??

The Mad Hatter

strobe wrote: »

Can anyone else kinda see this guy standing outside through the window in the backround in that picture?? Or is it just me??

That's a girl. Can't remember her name, but I think she was with the group.

Also, who gave you permission to post my photo?!

BlitzKrieg

not her...the guy to the left of her...you can just make out his cheeky grin and red stripe

Wacker

GLaDOS

Wacker

sonicthebadger*

Now, yer towlt. Any questions?



http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=54#comic

mehfesto

I've to do an essay on the Lars Viks controversy and when I searched through google images for the image in question I got this lot. I have no idea what the bejesus is going on in any of them:







Not exactly appropriate for my essay. I'm going more along the lines of "fundamental religion Vs Liberal Media". It's easier! :P

kiffer

...
I remember a picture of a graph, it said something like Creationist logic...
it had a trend marked out by data points and a caption like "look at all those gaps"... then a second graph, with double the data points and thus more gaps...
and the caption "OMG now there's twice as many!" or something like that.

Has anyone else seen this? was it a SMBC comic? I've been looking for it for the last while...

DeBunny

My two favourite lines:
''Fcukin' magnets! How do they work?''

''Fcuckin' ....... rainbows. Enough miracles to blow your brains ou'"

[edit] new favourite: "I fed a fish to a pelican at 'frisco bay. He tried to eat my cell phone. He ran away''
Jesus aint got nothin' on San Franciscan pelicans

sponsoredwalk

The SNL p*sstake (skip the first 30 seconds).

Genghiz Cohen

sponsoredwalk wrote: »

The SNL p*sstake (skip the first 30 seconds).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi08uLTOGxs

fixed

James74

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmh-0E5BjU

Wacker

Oh you have got to be kidding me!

http://imgur.com/loe9E