The Funny Side of Religion

Galvasean

This is quite funny.... not meant to be though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW4Ym9IS7Ks

eoin5

To enter heaven

Theres no back doooooorr

Classic!

Coriolanus

He specifically asks god to fill him with His love, and would deny others the opportunity? Facking hypocrite.

Seems to be a bit of controversy as to whether he's a parody or not.

del88

mehfesto

WTF is this about?

sponsoredwalk

mehfesto wrote: »

WTF is this about?

Wtf...

That is not funny & not cool, whoever made that hate-picture has serious issues ...

The Mad Hatter

mehfesto wrote: »

WTF is this about?

Seems to me like cut-and-dried racism.

fitz0

sponsoredwalk wrote: »

Wtf...

That is not funny & not cool, whoever made that hate-picture has serious issues ...

What is funny is that it appears to be an unimpressed white man in the burka.

sonicthebadger*

fitz0 wrote: »

What is funny is that it appears to be an unimpressed white man in the burka.

I think he's just turned up when I needed him, I was just thinking Barney needs to be introduced to a can of petrol and a match. :pac:

ColmDawson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7NeSGggF7Y

I love Ted Haggard's movie-villain-monologue laugh (shortly after 2:05).

fitz0

"f***ing dumbass"

Perfectly timed at the end. I really really dislike Haggard, not for the ridiculous crap he spout (ok partly because of the ridiculous crap he spouts) but mainly for his attitude. "I'm no arrogant because I know so much more than you." That particluar quote broke my irony-o-meter.

To quote Dawkins (completely out of context) - Fu*king dumbass

MackDeToaster

NSFW (cussin')

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZJ-_OTvsqo

mehfesto

I got the racist thing in the picture... but is the Dalek meant to be like a Muslim or something? Are they saying they're as evil as each other? Or is it just becuase he's a mental?




...or that to escape a muslim, you just have to go up a flight of stairs?
I'm lost here.

ColmDawson

fitz0 wrote: »

"f***ing dumbass"

Perfectly timed at the end. I really really dislike Haggard, not for the ridiculous crap he spout (ok partly because of the ridiculous crap he spouts) but mainly for his attitude. "I'm no arrogant because I know so much more than you." That particluar quote broke my irony-o-meter.

To quote Dawkins (completely out of context) - Fu*king dumbass

I think Haggard was sort of imitating his idea of Dawkins' supposed arrogance there, not actually speaking as Haggard.

The Mad Hatter

mehfesto wrote: »

I got the racist thing in the picture... but is the Dalek meant to be like a Muslim or something? Are they saying they're as evil as each other? Or is it just becuase he's a mental?

I think it's saying they're equally evil and sinister. Dunno, I never attribute much rationale or creativity to people with prejudices like this.

...or that to escape a muslim, you just have to go up a flight of stairs?
I'm lost here.

Jump to 3:25.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E73s1WkEOyw

fitz0

ColmDawson wrote: »

I think Haggard was sort of imitating his idea of Dawkins' supposed arrogance there, not actually speaking as Haggard.

But thats how he speaks normally anyway, so its pot kettle black.

D4RK ONION

The Good Book is a book, and it is good!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr1I3mBojc0

The Mad Hatter

Not really religious, but I think many on here will like this.

The Mad Hatter

Galvasean

Why did Jesus cross the road?

Because he was nailed to a chicken

kiffer

Could we get some atheist/agnostic jokes?
If we can't laugh at ourselves who can we laugh at?

Dades

Does this count? :pac:

Galvasean

kiffer wrote: »

Could we get some atheist/agnostic jokes?
If we can't laugh at ourselves who can we laugh at?

Everyone else. :P

Wouldn't mind hearing a few new atheist jokes, but if I have to hear the one about the atheist in the woods who is attacked by a bear again I might just scream. Funny the first time I heard it....

mehfesto

Best ones i could find: They're not great mind, it's quite hard to pin atheist ones down, really.











And one regular:

Galvasean

rainbow kirby

GLaDOS

pH

I was at church the other day and when the collection came around I put some Monopoly money in the basket. The priest said to me, "What are you doing? That's not real money!"
"Well", I replied, "let's talk about this god of yours..."

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A bumper sticker reads: "God doesn't believe in atheists."

Well he obviously can't if he doesn't exist.

courtesy of sickipedia.org

mehfesto

This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

...But this is just Brilliant!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55lUwezX5jo

Karl Hungus

Dades wrote: »

Does this count? :pac:

I'm not sure if I now find Emma Watson repulsive, or Dawkins attractive. So... very... confused...