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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #1952
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    the most convincing argument for Atheism I've seen.

    Mwcc0.jpg


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    #1953
    Yaretzi Fancy Memento
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Yaretzi Fancy Memento


    pH wrote: »
    http://www.bjupress.com/product/222083?path=1207&samplePage=4#lookInside

    This is barely adequate to sum up my feelings on the book:

    :eek::eek::confused::eek:


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    #1954
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    vibe666 wrote: »
    the most convincing argument for Atheism I've seen.

    Mwcc0.jpg

    1. Christ was friends with St Peter.
    2. St peter throne was occupied by Pope John Paul II
    3 Pope JP II had parkinsons disease.
    4. Parkinsons disease is also suffered by Michael J fox.
    5. Fox was in family ties with Michael Gross.
    6. Michael gross stared in tremors alongside Kevin Bacon


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    #1955
    pts
    Registered Users Posts: 576 ✭✭✭pts


    Some quality Abstinence only posters:

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    slide_8052_107627_large.jpg?1278074725972


    And the winner:








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    #1956
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    pts wrote: »
    slide_8052_107627_large.jpg?1278074725972

    To be fair I don't think this one is promoting abstinence :P.


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    #1957
    ColmDawson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭ColmDawson


    vibe666 wrote: »
    the most convincing argument for Atheism I've seen.

    Mwcc0.jpg

    Reject Christ, Lose Legs?:confused:


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    #1958
    mikhail
    Registered Users Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭mikhail


    ColmDawson wrote: »
    Reject Christ, Lose Legs?:confused:
    Yeah, but that hovering ability pretty much makes up for it, don't you think?


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    #1959
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    ColmDawson wrote: »
    Reject Christ, Lose Legs?:confused:

    rofl :D Photoshop fail?


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    #1960
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    sensibleken wrote: »
    1. Christ was friends with St Peter.
    2. St peter throne was occupied by Pope John Paul II
    3 Pope JP II had parkinsons disease.
    4. Parkinsons disease is also suffered by Michael J fox.
    5. Fox was in family ties with Michael Gross.
    6. Michael gross stared in tremors alongside Kevin Bacon
    6 degrees of seperation between jesus and bacon. if i wasn't an atheist, you sir would be my new God! :D
    mikhail wrote: »
    Yeah, but that hovering ability pretty much makes up for it, don't you think?
    Bacon, so good it can even make you hover. take that holy ghost!!! :p


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    #1961
    5uspect
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,518 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    The Mad Hatter wrote: »
    rofl :D Photoshop fail?

    Yeah, some pretty obvious cloning in the grass about the bottom.


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    #1962
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    vibe666 wrote: »
    6 degrees of seperation between jesus and bacon. if i wasn't an atheist, you sir would be my new God! :D

    bow and grovel bitches!!!


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    #1963
    cavedave
    Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭cavedave


    You Say God Is Dead? There’s an App for That


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    #1964
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    cavedave wrote: »
    You Say God Is Dead? There’s an App for That
    Better to use the new iPhone for ending arguments with theists. It's heavier and more solidly built. :pac:


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    #1965
    Professor Plumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭Professor Plumb


    Dades wrote: »
    Better to use the new iPhone for ending arguments with theists. It's heavier and more solidly built. :pac:
    How do you use an iPhone to end arguments with theists?


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    #1966
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    cavedave wrote: »
    You Say God Is Dead? There’s an App for That
    ... and the Bible is the App for the Living God.


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    #1967
    sink
    Registered Users Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭sink


    J C wrote: »
    ... and the Bible is the App for the Living God.

    OMG it's escaped the 'The Bible, Creationism And Prophecy' thread, we're all doomed!!!!

    At least confined to one thread he could be easily ignored, now there is no escape from banging your head against a brick wall.


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    #1968
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    sink wrote: »
    OMG it's escaped the 'The Bible, Creationism And Prophecy' thread, we're all doomed!!!!

    At least confined to one thread he could be easily ignored, now there is no escape from banging your head against a brick wall.
    You do have a very valid point ... and I guess this is a case of being careful about what you wish for!!!

    You cannot confine God or His Word. He has even said that if His own people refuse to promulgate His Word, the very stones will do it for Him.

    ... and the Good news is that you're only doomed if you continue to refuse Salvation.

    I guess this is the fun side of religion.


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    #1969
    MikeC101
    Registered Users Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭MikeC101


    J C wrote: »
    You do have a very valid point ... and I guess this is a case of being careful about what you wish for!!!

    You cannot confine God or His Word. He has even said that if His own people refuse to promulgate His Word, the very stones will do it for Him.

    I knew Jagger and co were in league with something supernatural, I'd always thought it was the lad down below though.
    J C wrote: »
    ... and the Good news is that you're only doomed if you continue to refuse Salvation.

    I guess this is the fun side of religion.

    A real laugh a minute riot alright.


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    #1970
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    MikeC101 wrote: »
    I knew Jagger and co were in league with something supernatural, I'd always thought it was the lad down below though.
    ... you might say that ... but, as a guest on your forum, I couldn't possibly comment!!!

    MikeC101 wrote: »
    A real laugh a minute riot alright.
    ... I just knew that you would like to see the fun side of religion!!!


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    #1971
    Ickle Magoo
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    J C wrote: »
    You cannot confine God or His Word.

    You cannot confine that which does not exist, bravo, got it in one.. :)


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    #1972
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    J C wrote: »
    You do have a very valid point ... and I guess this is a case of being careful about what you wish for!!!

    You cannot confine God or His Word. He has even said that if His own people refuse to promulgate His Word, the very stones will do it for Him.

    ... and the Good news is that you're only doomed if you continue to refuse Salvation.

    I guess this is the fun side of religion.

    You know, talking rocks would really qualify as some of that evidence your side is so sorely lacking, so maybe you and all the rest should shut up and let that happen.


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    #1973
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    The Mad Hatter wrote: »
    You know, talking rocks would really qualify as some of that evidence your side is so sorely lacking, so maybe you and all the rest should shut up and let that happen.
    ... the rocks were only a 'last resort' option for God ... He doesn't have to exercise it, unless His Church ceases to promote His Word.
    ... and speaking of evidence for God did you ever get a chance to see former-atheist, Prof Anthony Flew's remarks in this regard?


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    #1974
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    J C wrote: »
    ... the rocks were only a 'last resort' option for God ... He doesn't have to exercise it, unless His Church ceases to promote His Word.
    ... and speaking of evidence for God did you ever get a chance to see former-atheist, Prof Anthony Flew's remarks in this regard?

    Gosh, there is just no better evidence for god that the remarks of a former atheist...that's it, I'm converted. :rolleyes:


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    #1975
    Sam Vimes
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    sink wrote: »
    OMG it's escaped the 'The Bible, Creationism And Prophecy' thread, we're all doomed!!!!

    *ahem* dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!


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    #1976
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Ickle Magoo wrote: »
    Gosh, there is just no better evidence for god that the remarks of a former atheist...that's it, I'm converted. :rolleyes:
    ... it could be a very good start ... but you are right, you would have to go much further ... and actually believe on Jesus Christ to get Saved.


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    #1977
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    *ahem* dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!
    ... not necessarily ... you will not be doomed if you believe on Jesus Christ.


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    #1978
    MikeC101
    Registered Users Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭MikeC101


    Well, the "funny" side of the thread has been put to death, let's hope it comes back in a few days.


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    #1979
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    J C wrote: »
    ... they could be a very good start ... but you are right, you would have to go much further ... and actually believe on Jesus Christ to get Saved.

    Which is completely ignoring the fact that getting saved is just religious mumbo jumbo that holds absolutely no meaning to me nor various other non-christians. Until such a time as you can prove otherwise, as far as I'm concerned god, heaven, miracle performers, etc are just a figment of the imagination of some desperately hopeful people...


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    #1980
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    MikeC101 wrote: »
    Well, the "funny" side of the thread has been put to death, let's hope it comes back in a few days.
    Why do you say that the funny side of this thread has been killed ... Christians can enjoy the funny side to religion just as much ... if not more so ... as anybody else!!
    ... some of the stuff that I have seen so-called 'religious types' engaging in would make you laugh ... if you didn't cry first!!!


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    #1981
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Ickle Magoo wrote: »
    Which is completely ignoring the fact that getting saved is just religious mumbo jumbo that holds absolutely no meaning to me nor various other non-christians. Until such a time as you can prove otherwise, as far as I'm concerned god, heaven, miracle performers, etc are just a figment of the imagination of some desperately hopeful people...
    ... you're getting very 'serious' on what is supposed to be a 'funny' thread!!!!

    ... anyway, to answer your question, of course, you do have the free will to reject Salvation, if that is what you wish to do.


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