The Funny Side of Religion

J C

Overheal wrote: »

So do you actually see that the thread is about the Funny side of Religion or do you just read it however you want to read it?

Lets try this, I say "God does not exist"

do you read this as "God does exist"?

You may very well have Christlexia.

... there is every reason to expect that when I laugh at the stuff on this thread I may be laughing for totally different reasons to some of the other people on the thread ... but such is life ... and cultural diversity!!
... and if we are all laughing at the end, for whatever reason, isn't that good?

Ickle Magoo

Laughing is good, the one man not funny, not clever running commentary however...

sponsoredwalk

J C wrote: »

... can I post funny cartoons as well???
... or is it confined to Atheists?

I'd love to see a religious joke that was actually funny. The only funny ones I've ever seen are atheist ones tbh...

This:



is not funny, it's just plain stupid and wrong at best...

This:



however is better and more accurate

Ickle Magoo

The Mad Hatter

Dear Fundies,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At0nOuF3sy0

Overheal

sponsoredwalk wrote: »

Uhm...whatever happened to just screaming "f*ck"?

UB Dude

Absolute magic! Nice one

sonicthebadger*

Professor Plumb wrote: »

How do you use an iPhone to end arguments with theists?

Option 1.
Take off your shoe, carefully remove sock, place iPhone in sock, swing in circles until iPhone v is as large as possible, take advantage of F=ma where v1 is large and v2 is 0 using theist's head as deceleration device.

Option 2.
Same as 1 but use own head if you are a pacifist.

Option 3.
Pretend you have an urgent call; text; facebook update; just put in your headphones and hope the theist gives up.

cavedave

I do not usually agree with Islamic theocracies but Iran is onto something with banning the Tennessee tophat

Iran launches crackdown on Western hairstyles, Culture Ministry bans mullet, ponytails, long hair

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/06/2010-07-06_iran_launches_crackdown_on_western_hairstyles_culture_ministry_bans_mullet_ponyt.html

magicbastarder

GodBlock is a web filter that blocks religious content. It is targeted at parents and schools who wish to protect their kids from the often violent, sexual, and psychologically harmful material in many holy texts, and from being indoctrinated into any religion before they are of the age to make such decisions. When installed properly, GodBlock will test each page that your child visits before it is loaded, looking for passages from holy texts, names of religious figures, and other signs of religious propaganda. If none are found, then your child is allowed to browse freely.

http://godblock.com/

sponsoredwalk

magicbastarder wrote: »

http://godblock.com/

I wonder will we see the majority of parents staunchly fighting to enforce this web filter along with the normal stuff they get
to shield their children's eyes from the terror of the internet & a lot of tv channels :P

Come to think of it: I'm surprised there was so much hubbub about violent video game's - yet religion class was mandatory in school

smokingman

First up, whoever banned jc, thank you!
Now maybe we'll have this thread back to it's wonderful funny self in no time

wonton

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: hello, i'm john, 47, and im from texas in usa

Stranger: religious at all john?

You: sorta, why?

Stranger: heard off the atheist experience?

You: no


Stranger: damn

You: whats wrong

Stranger: you haven't heard of it

Stranger: and it's broadcast in your state

Stranger: and i watch it

You: i dont go to church

You: but bevieve theres a god in all of our hearts

Stranger: why is he in our hearts?

You: cos he loves us

Stranger: how do you know

You: cos its in the bible that he loves us

Stranger: how do you know the bible is true?

You: why wouldnt it be true?

Stranger: why wouldn't winnie the poooh be true?

Stranger: or the quran

You: theres no proof the quron is true

Stranger: there's no proof that the bible is true

Stranger: what proof are you looking for?

You: how come sick people get better when they pray?

You: i knew someone who got sick and he prayed loads and he got better

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: palcebo

You: hitler was atheist

Stranger: so was lincoln

Stranger: hitler also had a moustache

You: stalin was atheist

Stranger: stalin had a mosutache

You: why you hate religion, all it does is good?

Stranger: what about 9/11

Stranger: how good was that

You: christians are good muslims are wrong

Stranger: yes i'm sure you believe that

You: theres proof for god everywhere

Stranger: show me some then

Stranger: give me your best evidence

You: how come at night everthing stays warm and we dont die when the sun is gone

Stranger: ...

Stranger: right

Stranger: this definitely has to be a piss take

Stranger: cus that was on the atheist experience

You: fellow athiest here winding you the **** up haha

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: arse!

You: evrything i said was on that show

Stranger: how could i have been so stupid

Stranger: epic facepalm

Galvasean

That last post was too long. Ill read it if a bunch of thanks appear under it. :pac:

Stercus Accidit

Galvasean wrote: »

That last post was too long. Ill read it if a bunch of thanks appear under it. :pac:

What if the bible had a load of thanks eh? :pac:

Karl Hungus

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

What if the bible had a load of thanks eh? :pac:

I'd accuse it of thanks whoring.

Galvasean

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

What if the bible had a load of thanks eh? :pac:

I'd read the usernames first. If they were the 'usual suspects' who thank every pro-Christian post in After Hours I would continue to ignore.

bnt

Hope this isn't too big:


(by Nina Paley)

goingpostal

goingpostal wrote: »

Originally Posted by Christianity Forum Charter

-- snipped--

I found this funny. :rolleyes: They are always cherrypicking quotes, so I thought I would indulge myself also.

MOD NOTE

As a rule we don't mention moderation practices of the 'other' forum here.

Thanking you.
Dades

pts

From the excellent You Laugh You Lose thread.

The Mad Hatter

bnt wrote: »

(by Nina Paley)

Nina Paley!

I assume everyone here's seen Sita Sings the Blues? It was released straight to the net, and made it as one of Roger Ebert's picks of 2009.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzTg7YXuy34

(The film's under Creative Commons so that embed is legal.)

vibe666

might have already been posted, but it kinda sums the whole thing up pretty well imho.

liamw

ColmDawson

liamw wrote: »

Evolution of Superstition

Intelligent Design of Faith!!!!:eek::):D

lalee17

Overheal

im not sure i 'get' the **** off jesus cartoons.

vibe666

and i know this isn't techinically funny or religious i thought it was still pretty cool and worth posting.

liamw

Overheal wrote: »

im not sure i 'get' the **** off jesus cartoons.

I think it's just another one of those memes...

liamw

"This Turkish talk show guest thinks he can fly and attempts to prove it."

I think he shouts 'allah' just before flying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdDwGByBSZQ

Galvasean

Wow, and I thought the Late Late had some oddballs.