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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #2132
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
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    Was the cAT-cAT pic necessary?


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    #2133
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    Was the cAT-cAT pic necessary?

    Yes


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    #2134
    mewso
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 8,950 Mod ✭✭✭✭mewso


    NonStampCollector with an excellent video:-

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSLkQnCurgs


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    #2135
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    mewso wrote: »
    NonStampCollector with an excellent video:-

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA-qgTD1GTo

    not available?


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    #2136
    mewso
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 8,950 Mod ✭✭✭✭mewso


    Galvasean wrote: »
    not available?

    Fixed.


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    #2137
    Undergod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Just got a bizarre ad on the side of facebook. The text read:

    "Richard Dawkins digs pantheism. Athesim not enough for you? Panthesim adds reverence for Nature, Universe, Life."


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    #2138
    sonicthebadger*
    Registered Users Posts: 446 ✭✭sonicthebadger*


    Undergod wrote: »
    Just got a bizarre ad on the side of facebook. The text read:

    "Richard Dawkins digs pantheism. Athesim not enough for you? Panthesim adds reverence for Nature, Universe, Life."

    I always click those. I like to think their money is being wasted on trying to convert me. I'd hate to see it being well* spent!

    *By their standards. :pac:


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    #2139
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Nothing wrong with Pantheists, afaic!


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    #2140
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Pantheism, buncha peeps strutting around in their underwear I'm sure.


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    #2141
    Undergod
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    Galvasean wrote: »
    Pantheism, buncha peeps strutting around in their underwear I'm sure.

    You oughta be ashamed of yourself.


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    #2142
    sonicthebadger*
    Registered Users Posts: 446 ✭✭sonicthebadger*


    Undergod wrote: »
    You oughta be ashamed of yourself.

    Yeah, do you not know they're in their nip? :pac:


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    #2143
    sink
    Registered Users Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭sink


    sonicthebadger* wrote: »
    Yeah, do you not know they're in their nip? :pac:

    Their pants were stolen. Pantheist = pant - heist.


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    #2144
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 13,005 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I see Jesus and Mo are at it again ...

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    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #2145
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    bnt wrote: »
    I see Jesus and Mo are at it again ...

    2010-07-26.jpg

    I didn't find this that funny, but then I went to google trends and saw that it's actually all true.


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    #2146
    mehfesto
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    #2147
    Ickle Magoo
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    #2148
    sensibleken
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    bnt wrote: »
    I see Jesus and Mo are at it again ...

    2010-07-26.jpg

    woo! we're number 1. we're number 1


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    #2149
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    sensibleken wrote: »
    we're number 1
    Just checked and at the country level, Ireland is number two. New Zealand is the number one for "sheep sex".

    Baaaaaaaad news for them.


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    #2150
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    In a story that cries out for a good tagline, a priestess in Canada has been rapped for feeding her god to a dog.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10774706

    Any suggestions for a better headline?

    "Priest makes dogs breakfast of mass"
    "Yu no like a rea priest"


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    #2151
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    robindch wrote: »
    In a story that cries out for a good tagline, a priestess in Canada has been rapped for feeding her god to a dog.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10774706

    Any suggestions for a better headline?

    "Priest makes dogs breakfast of mass"
    "Yu no like a rea priest"

    In the name of the father, the son and the collie spirit.

    Apparition of jesus appears in dogs stool.

    Dumb bitch believes in transubstantiation


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    #2152
    Galvasean
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    sensibleken wrote: »
    Dumb bitch believes in transubstantiation

    Haha, ruff!


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    #2153
    Grawns
    Registered Users Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭Grawns


    Dating in the Dark is about people dating in the dark. With the help of a night-vision camera, and without risking arrest, we get to watch three boys and three girls go on a series of dates.

    This is, as you've guessed, a very important social experiment, because although the dating exhibitionists cannot see one another, they form strong personal attachments and end up learning a lesson about looks and appearance and their importance when it comes to building a lasting relationship. What they learn is this: looks and appearance are very, very important.

    "I came to Dating in the Dark with shallow views," explained Californian punk rocker Brandon towards the end of the programme. "And I still hold those views dear to me."

    Or, as he helpfully put it earlier: "I don't date fat chicks."

    Towards the start of the programme, Brandon had a conversation with Britney Spears impersonator Lorna.

    "My stomach is fluttering," said Lorna. "There must be someone in this room that I really fancy. It must be you... or it could be a spirit... It could be a ghost.

    "What?" asked Brandon.

    "Don't you believe in the spirit world and stuff," asked Lorna with surprise.

    "No," said Brandon. "I believe in science."

    "How could a tree be made by science?" asked Lorna, waving her hand as though speaking rhetorically (for this question clearly has no answer).

    "Um. What about Darwin's theory?" asked Brandon.

    "What's Darwin's theory?" asked Lorna.

    "Evolution," said Brandon.

    "Oh, that! We didn't come from apes!" said Lorna indignantly, and then paused to reflect. "I think we came from dogs. A human's brain and a dog's brain are much more in sync than a human and an ape. I think we came from dogs."

    So after watching Dating in the Dark, I feel more strongly than ever that people should find love based on what's on the inside.

    Which is a dog, apparently.

    Link

    pfreyne@tribune.ie

    July 25, 2010


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    #2154
    liamw
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    http://abc.go.com/shows/dating-in-the-dark ^^

    ye, I'm gonna find that episode


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    #2155
    Galvasean
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    This might just be the best programme... EVER!!!

    PS: everyone knows dogs arent like people, they're like the devil!! :eek:


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    #2156
    Dades
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    Galvasean wrote: »
    PS: everyone knows dogs arent like people, they're like the devil!! :eek:
    I think you'll find, sir, that dogs are the noblest creatures to walk the earth - on four legs or two. :pac:


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    #2157
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    So... If God is Jesus and Jesus' mother is Mary and God impregnated Mary with Jesus, does that mean Jesus bonked his Mom?
    This is more messed up than the plot to Terminator!


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    #2158
    sponsoredwalk
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    Galvasean wrote: »
    So... If God is Jesus and Jesus' mother is Mary and God impregnated Mary with Jesus, does that mean Jesus bonked his Mom?
    This is more messed up than the plot to Terminator!

    I think an angel in the form of a dog humped Mary's leg & she got pregnant because of a light Jerusalem breeze that pollinated her...

    It would certainly explain the virgin birth :pac:


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    #2159
    Wacker
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    #2160
    liamw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭liamw


    liamw wrote: »
    http://abc.go.com/shows/dating-in-the-dark ^^

    ye, I'm gonna find that episode

    OK I found it:
    http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/55ARBaNzjLw/

    10:40 to 12:20.. hilarious :)


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    #2161
    Grawns
    Registered Users Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭Grawns


    liamw wrote: »
    OK I found it:
    http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/55ARBaNzjLw/

    10:40 to 12:20.. hilarious :)

    Going to have to watch it myself :D
    ps. Cats are god


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