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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #2192
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Roger Ebert is one of my favourite tweeters, and it's times like this that really show why.
    Franklin Graham mocks Hindu's praying to "elephant with 100 arms." He prays to god for whom 100 arms are only for starters.
    Urgent to Franklin Graham: Hindus don't have a god with 100 arms. You have a god with unlimited arms, or maybe none.
    When you mock what another religion believes, check to see which side of the limb you're sawing off.


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    #2193
    Galvasean
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    Atheism,+bus+ads,+children,+apologetics,+American+atheists,+internet+infidels,+don%27t+label+me+1.jpg

    Oh no, they've cut off the child's hands! :eek:


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    #2194
    GlasnevinRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭GlasnevinRed


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    #2195
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


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    #2196
    rainbow kirby
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    #2197
    teg23
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    ...tries to figure out embedding...


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    #2198
    5uspect
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,518 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    teg23 wrote: »
    ...tries to figure out embedding...

    Right click on your image and select copy image location (in Firefox, it'll say something different in different browsers)
    Paste the copied URL into a post and put before it and after it.

    [PHP]www.image.jpg[/PHP]

    Alternatively click this button: insertimage.gif, and paste your link into the dialog box and it'll add the IMG tags by itself.


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    #2199
    Ickle Magoo
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    #2200
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Ickle Magoo wrote: »
    torch.jpg

    Great, but the religious response isn't "fuck you"; it's "they're invisible".


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    #2201
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Lol, yeah, it should be fuck you, they can't be seen by your torch light. They can only be seen if you open your heart and let the dragons in...

    :pac:


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    #2202
    liamw
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    Ickle Magoo wrote: »
    Lol, yeah, it should be fuck you, they can't be seen by your torch light. They can only be seen if you open your heart and let the dragons in...

    :pac:

    You obviously haven't experienced the dragons personally ;)


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    #2203
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Alas, I am not one of the chosen ones they show themselves to... :(


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    #2204
    mehfesto
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    I was in Anne Summers today, the O'Connell street branch, just having a look around with the missus. It was all fairly normal until, down by the fetish stuff, there was a woman - head to toe covered in a burka, trying to choose between a ball-gag and an 'under the bed restraint device'.

    I turned to my missus and go 'that's mad isn't it?'
    And in all seriousness, she replies. 'god, yeah. ...they don't even sell fake eye lashes here.'


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    #2205
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    mehfesto wrote: »
    ...trying to choose between a ball-gag and an 'under the bed restraint device'...
    why would she want to be restrained under a bed? (he said innocently) :D


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    #2206
    Metalfan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭Metalfan


    http://rulehibernia.com/2010/08/the-bible-101/

    had me laughing anyway!


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    #2207
    rainbow kirby
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    #2208
    Sam Vimes
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    #2209
    Ickle Magoo
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    #2210
    robindch
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    ^^^ Good one :)


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    #2211
    sensibleken
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    #2212
    eoin5
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    sensibleken wrote: »
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    No!


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    #2213
    Metalfan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭Metalfan


    I don't know if this pic has been up before but here we go anyway!
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    #2214
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Researchers in Hong Kong do some weird biblical medicine:
    Abstract wrote:
    The Bible describes the case of a woman with high fever cured by our Lord Jesus Christ. Based on the information provided by the gospels of Mark, Matthew and Luke, the diagnosis and the possible etiology of the febrile illness is discussed. Infectious diseases continue to be a threat to humanity, and influenza has been with us since the dawn of human history. If the postulation is indeed correct, the woman with fever in the Bible is among one of the very early description of human influenza disease.Infectious diseases continue to be a threat to humanity, and influenza has been with us since the dawn of human history. We analysed a case of high fever that happened 2000 years ago in Biblical time and discussed possible etiologies.
    And then a few weeks later, issue a grovelling retraction.

    It's on PUBMED here and a PDF is here.


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    #2215
    ShumanTheHuman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭ShumanTheHuman


    Not the funny side of religion but...
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    #2216
    fontanalis
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    #2217
    monkeyfudge
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    Good one in The Onion today:

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-i-hadnt-found-jesus-id-feel-pretty-****ty-about,17883/?mobile=false


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    #2218
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Good one in The Onion today:

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-i-hadnt-found-jesus-id-feel-pretty-****ty-about,17883/?mobile=false

    Hazards of belief thread tbh :P.

    Also unfortunately the link doesn't work because it contains the word sh*t (Boards should know better than to filter URLs :P), so click here for tinyurl'd version.


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    #2219
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Hazards of belief thread tbh :P.

    Also unfortunately the link doesn't work because it contains the word sh*t (Boards should know better than to filter URLs :P), so click here for tinyurl'd version.

    Argh.. of course... haha...

    Thanks. I had problems back in the days of the old for sale forums when I was trying to get rid of some Matush*ta branded stuff.


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    #2220
    pts
    Registered Users Posts: 576 ✭✭✭pts


    Futurama on creationism:
    http://tv.gawker.com/5611867/futurama-debates-evolution-for-you
    The missing links still not found :p


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    #2221
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    pts wrote: »
    Futurama on creationism:
    http://tv.gawker.com/5611867/futurama-debates-evolution-for-you
    The missing links still not found :p
    Hah! Hadn't seen that one. :)


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