The Funny Side of Religion

strobe

ScienceNerd wrote: »

I admire your taste but not your "3 posts previous checking skills" SN.

GLaDOS

strobe wrote: »

I admire your taste but not your "3 posts previous checking skills" SN.

Derp

Grumpypants

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Look at the picture on the wall behind him to the left !!!!!

Dades

^^ Are you sure it's not a really small window? :pac:

Galvasean

Stolen from LZ5by5's Facebook page:

MagicMarker

Ruthlessly stolen from AH.

Joe Luis

http://www.answersingenesis.org/CreationWise/CW_Pages/0406.asp

Genghiz Cohen

Seems man has some kind of mind control powers.

Sam Vimes

http://www.answersingenesis.org/CreationWise/CW_Pages/0408.asp

amacachi

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/am/v3/n2/dinosaurs-alive-after-babel Explains so much.

krudler

amacachi wrote: »

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/am/v3/n2/dinosaurs-alive-after-babel Explains so much.

That is the coolest religious image ever.

ha, I love how the figure on the right is clearly attacking the dinosaur, whereas the one on the left seems to be nonchanatly poking it along "get out of here, ya crazy dinosaur!"

liamw

Sam Vimes

In fairness, they have a point:

robindch

krudler wrote: »

the figure on the right is clearly attacking the dinosaur, whereas the one on the left seems to be nonchanatly poking it along "get out of here, ya crazy dinosaur!"

He'd want to be careful poking down that end of the dinosaur though. One off-target prod and he's going to have one very angry dinosaur on his hands.

eoin5

robindch wrote: »

He'd want to be careful poking down that end of the dinosaur though. One off-target prod and he's going to have one very angry dinosaur on his hands.

Although you can see the dinosaur has a sneaky plan to get him by going around the picture frame with his tail to get him from behind. God made them crafty you see.

magicbastarder

robindch wrote: »

One off-target prod and he's going to have one very angry dinosaur on his hands.

given the stance of most posters on this forum, it's safe to say that we reckon most prods are off-target.

liamw

MarkGrisham

Well if there's hope for Ratzi, there's hope for us all!

Susan Boyle and Pope Benedict: A love Story

Galvasean

Sam Vimes wrote: »

http://www.answersingenesis.org/CreationWise/CW_Pages/0408.asp

Cthulhu has been hanging out in the brrom closet for millions of years?

Aw man, everthing i thought I knew was a lie!

MarkGrisham

Fricking dinosaurs! They obviously want our good christian women!

BlitzKrieg

http://www.answersingenesis.org/Crea...Pages/0408.asp

I feel ashamed I was reading those little comics for ages and didnt cop on they were not parody.

I genuinely thought everytime they brought out the bible they were nudge nudge wink winking me at the absurdity of it all...

Galvasean

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

I feel ashamed I was reading those little comics for ages and didnt cop on they were not parody.

I genuinely thought everytime they brought out the bible they were nudge nudge wink winking me at the absurdity of it all...

I think when it comes to religion we've all had our

moments.

Mark Hamill

liamw

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

I feel ashamed I was reading those little comics for ages and didnt cop on they were not parody.

I genuinely thought everytime they brought out the bible they were nudge nudge wink winking me at the absurdity of it all...

Don't worry, I had to double think it too I had to go to the homepage to verify that they weren't parodies.

liamw

answersingenesis.org wrote:

Anthropology: Human Population Growth

It’s amazing what basic mathematics can show us about the age of the earth. We can calculate the years of human existence with the population doubling every 150 years (a very conservative figure) to get an estimate of what the world’s population should be after any given period of time.

A biblical age of the earth (about 6,000 years) is consistent with the numbers yielded by such a calculation. In contrast, even a conservative evolutionary age of 50,000 years comes out to a staggering, impossibly high figure of 10 to the 99th power—greater than the number of atoms in the universe!

Clearly, the claim that humans have inhabited the earth for tens of thousands of years is absurd!

Take that evolutionists!

Grawns

Watch John McCririck take on religion on Big Brother last night. ( Yes I watch it! :eek:) Can't find a link but here's his views.

John Waters, you never fail to amuse:

Religion unleashes a boundless curiosity in us that elsewhere is afraid to reveal itself for fear of appearing naive, writes JOHN WATERS

Boundless curiosity? And religion?! :eek::D
I don't think "we don't need to investigate, god did it" is quite "boundless curiosity", but there you go
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2010/0827/1224277687560.html

I'd also consider this excerpt from the article funny if it wasn't so sad:

O’Connor’s view of human reality was stark and lucid: at some point in a life the facts must be faced – either the Christian story is true or it is not. If it is, then there is nothing else worth bothering about; if it is not, then nothing is worth bothering about.

Galvasean

He had me until Newcastle...

goingpostal

bluewolf wrote: »

John Waters, you never fail to amuse:


Boundless curiosity? And religion?! :eek::D
I don't think "we don't need to investigate, god did it" is quite "boundless curiosity", but there you go
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2010/0827/1224277687560.html

I'd also consider this excerpt from the article funny if it wasn't so sad:

John Waters in "complete load of old religious apologia bollóx" shocker!!! Check out our page 3 stunnas inside!!! Go to page 5 for: "Wimmins stole my testicles while I was sleeping!!"

If only I could get someone to pay for me to go poncing around some piece of shít symposium/propaganda-fest, so that I could write barely comprehensible rubbish about it. You have to hand it to him for that achievement, at least.

ChairmanWow

O’Connor’s view of human reality was stark and lucid

Stark raving bonkers if you ask me