The Funny Side of Religion

Turtwig

Improbable wrote: »

In a way, I consider myself lucky because I was raised with no faith by parents who were atheists long before I was born. I didn't get any silly religious ideas ingrained in my head from an early age. But on the other hand, I do find it more difficult relating to religious people on the topic of religion because I simply cannot put myself in their shoes, especially in the case of those who were raised religious.

You Lucky fucktard.:(

jayzusb.christ

Aldebaran wrote: »

Just saw this new meme on Reddit:

Searching for that led me to this.

Pygmalion

Had a go at it myself:


Also here is the link to make your own if you don't want to mess around with an image editor

jayzusb.christ

My effort:

jayzusb.christ

FINAL EDIT (I'LL GET THE HANG OF THIS PHOTOSHOP THING YET): I've just invented a new template, which I've renamed Knowledge Pope after a series of similarly-named Photoshop fails, if any of you heathens want a go at some godless mockery.

Here's an example:

jayzusb.christ

And another (in horribly bad taste I'm afraid):

Mark Hamill

Genghiz Cohen

Dougla2

ah yes reddit the true land of the free

Dades

Turtwig

Dades wrote: »

Dade's that's blank???

Pygmalion

Malty_T wrote: »

Dade's that's blank???

Odd, mine seems to be failing too now, worked when I posted it, text for Dades was:
ACT-LIKE-AN-INSECURE-TWAT-FOR-BOOK-ONE
SERIOUSLY-LIGHTEN-UP-FOR-BOOK-TWO

Turtwig

Pygmalion wrote: »

Odd, mine seems to be failing too now, worked when I posted it, text for Dades was:
ACT-LIKE-AN-INSECURE-TWAT-FOR-BOOK-ONE
SERIOUSLY-LIGHTEN-UP-FOR-BOOK-TWO

And now I can see it. Divine proof of God interfering on the internet and giving us a subtle warning not to make fun of him?

sonicthebadger*

Malty_T wrote: »

And now I can see it. Divine proof of God interfering on the internet and giving us a subtle warning not to make fun of him?

He should just use lightning. Everyone gets that.

sponsoredwalk

Malty_T wrote: »

And now I can see it. Divine proof of God interfering on the internet and giving us a subtle warning not to make fun of him?

Pygmalion

Image linked due to size :P

Turtwig

Pygmalion wrote: »

Image linked due to size :P

Why would anyone be barmy enough to believe that McAfee protects your computer? Why?

Pygmalion

Malty_T wrote: »

Why would anyone be barmy enough to believe that McAfee protects your computer? Why?

Not my screenshot of course, I would never take something like that on faith.

Galvasean

Malty_T wrote: »

Why would anyone be barmy enough to believe that McAfee protects your computer? Why?

It really is just.. terrible.

sponsoredwalk

Brothers and sisters, would a program like that espoused in this thread
reinvigorate your feelings as regards religion by any chance?

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Brothers and Sisters,

For many years now, masturbation has been a bone of contention.

Certainly, when done just to treat one's own body like it's an
amusement park, rather than the temple as God planned, it can
and does lead to disastrous results - namely - DEATH!

Genesis 38:9-10
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass,
when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled [it] on the
ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing
which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

What if however, the seed were not spilled but in fact, used
specifically to produce Soldiers For Christ?

We have pondered this for quite some time, weighed up the pros

and cons and finally... came to a resolve.

The DFAC - Dewitt Foundation for the Advancement of Christianity,
in association with LSCIT - Landover Creation Science Institute of
Technology, are proud to announce:

The 'Jack-off For Jesus" Program!

Friends, we realize that there are many a situation where the
traditional mode of conception is out of the question.

Examples:

• A Brother in Christ has experienced injury from a hunting accident and is temporarily "out of action" for traditional.
• Married to a less than comely woman who you wouldn't touch with a 20ft barge pole in "that way".
• Long Missionary trips when the family "birthing schedule" could be thrown out of kilter.
• When conversion/recruitment numbers are down and those pews need to be filled!
• Graduates of the Ex-Gay Men's program.

Just to name a few!

Some of you may still be skeptical, asking if this is right in God's eyes.

Well, we ask you. What is the most important thing you have done
in your life to date?

Of course the answer is Coming to the Lord, so why not continue
doing it daily in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE!?

read more, a lot more

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As an aside, it's crazy how hot some of them Christian™s are :pac:

Dades

^^ Above post moved to here to protect the innocent.

Genghiz Cohen

sponsoredwalk wrote: »

Brothers and sisters, would a program like that espoused in this thread
reinvigorate your feelings as regards religion by any chance?

---

Brothers and Sisters,

For many years now, masturbation has been a bone of contention.

Certainly, when done just to treat one's own body like it's an
amusement park, rather than the temple as God planned, it can
and does lead to disastrous results - namely - DEATH!

Genesis 38:9-10
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass,
when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled [it] on the
ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing
which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

What if however, the seed were not spilled but in fact, used
specifically to produce Soldiers For Christ?

We have pondered this for quite some time, weighed up the pros

and cons and finally... came to a resolve.

The DFAC - Dewitt Foundation for the Advancement of Christianity,
in association with LSCIT - Landover Creation Science Institute of
Technology, are proud to announce:

The 'Jack-off For Jesus" Program!

Friends, we realize that there are many a situation where the
traditional mode of conception is out of the question.

Examples:

• A Brother in Christ has experienced injury from a hunting accident and is temporarily "out of action" for traditional.
• Married to a less than comely woman who you wouldn't touch with a 20ft barge pole in "that way".
• Long Missionary trips when the family "birthing schedule" could be thrown out of kilter.
• When conversion/recruitment numbers are down and those pews need to be filled!
• Graduates of the Ex-Gay Men's program.

Just to name a few!

Some of you may still be skeptical, asking if this is right in God's eyes.

Well, we ask you. What is the most important thing you have done
in your life to date?

Of course the answer is Coming to the Lord, so why not continue
doing it daily in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE!?

read more, a lot more

---

As an aside, it's crazy how hot some of them Christian™s are :pac:

lol... bone...

robindch

sensibleken

Image of toast seen in Jesus' face

robindch

Ratzinger is worried that people might start to confuse reality with fiction

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/technologies+confuse+reality+fiction+Pope/3643380/story.html

The Montreal Gazette wrote:

ROME - Pope Benedict XVI said on Thursday that the media’s increasing reliance on images, fuelled by the endless development of new technologies, risked confusing real life with virtual reality.

"New technologies and the progress they bring can make it impossible to distinguish truth from illusion and can lead to confusion between reality and virtual reality," the pope said.

"The image can also become independent from reality, it can give birth to a virtual word, with various consequences -- above all the risk of indifference towards real life," he said.

He said the use of new technologies should set off "an alarm bell."

Benedict’s comments came in a speech to participants at a world congress of Catholic media, organised by the Pontifical Council for Social Communications.

amacachi

LOL, "He said the use of new technologies should set off 'an alarm bell.'"

sensibleken

Blackadder - 'Benedict, do you have any idea what irony is'
Benedict - 'yeah, its a bit like goldy and bronzey only its made of iron'

recedite

I am surprised that the Pope has only just discovered Photoshop, but mainly I'm surprised that he was reading this thread

jayzusb.christ

Hi, Joseph!

Improbable

"The image can also become independent from reality, it can give birth to a virtual word, with various consequences -- above all the risk of indifference towards real life," he said.

Isn't this pretty much the definition of an afterlife?