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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #2642
    smokingman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,749 ✭✭✭smokingman


    robindch wrote: »
    From the good folks at EnglishRussia:

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    "Welcome to Russia, Herr Ratzinger"

    How's about...

    "That's a little unorthodox"....


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    #2643
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Now, What you just say about my hat?


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    #2644
    5uspect
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,518 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    robindch wrote: »
    From the good folks at EnglishRussia:

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    "Welcome to Russia, Herr Ratzinger"

    :)
    There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.


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    #2645
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


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    #2646
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    robindch wrote: »
    From the good folks at EnglishRussia:

    131962.jpg

    "Welcome to Russia, Herr Ratzinger"
    Upon witnessing the second coming...

    "Ahhhh, zombie!"


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    #2647
    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    In soviet Russia, pope religious guy shoots you!


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    #2648
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    :D

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    lol, buddhism it is so, and you don't even need to worship a god, so it's still compatible with atheism. :)


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    #2649
    stevoslice
    Registered Users Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭stevoslice


    vibe666 wrote: »
    lol, buddhism it is so, and you don't even need to worship a god, so it's still compatible with atheism. :)

    tried out a couple myself...


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    #2650
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    "creationists" don't get off lightly either. :p


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    #2651
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    and just "why are" comes up with a surprisingly nasty result out of only a couple of options.


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    #2652
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    I know this well old but it's still funny damnit!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtQkgY4KCZk


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    #2653
    eoin5
    Registered Users Posts: 2,141 ✭✭✭eoin5


    vibe666 wrote: »
    :D

    8107_76c2_400.jpeg

    lol, buddhism it is so, and you don't even need to worship a god, so it's still compatible with atheism. :)

    I love this stuff, more please


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    #2654
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    vibe666 wrote: »
    and just "why are" comes up with a surprisingly nasty result out of only a couple of options.
    Just "why" is a little bizarre.


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    #2655
    Lab_Mouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Lab_Mouse


    amacachi wrote: »
    I know this well old but it's still funny damnit!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtQkgY4KCZk
    The ones that have slayer are the best imo:D


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    #2656
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


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    #2657
    mewso
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 8,950 Mod ✭✭✭✭mewso


    Thought this image from the Lego Bible (mentioned by 5uspect in another thread) was great:-

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    The rabbit should have a thought bubble - "phew - remember to check before doing things ffs!"


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    #2658
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    thecreationofgod.jpg

    A quick one I made myself in honour of one of the most famous pieces of Christian art which is quite possibly hiding an amusing secret atheist message.


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    #2659
    Improbable
    Registered Users Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Improbable


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    #2660
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    I don't think it occurred to anyone at the Church of Christian Kindness that they don't have the best acronym... :D


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    #2661
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Fishie wrote: »
    I don't think it occurred to anyone at the Church of Christian Kindness that they don't have the best acronym... :D

    I suspect they know this :D

    Compare this:

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    With

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    From http://www.419eater.com's Trophy Room :)

    Great site!


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    #2662
    Improbable
    Registered Users Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Improbable


    robindch wrote: »
    From http://www.419eater.com's Trophy Room :)

    Great site!

    Personally I prefer http://thescambaiter.com/forum/

    Home to "Anus Laptops" - The greatest scam bait of ALL time.


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    #2663
    Bottle_of_Smoke
    Registered Users Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    robindch wrote: »
    I suspect they know this :D

    Compare this:

    2009pic.jpg

    With

    lambert_amanda.jpg

    From http://www.419eater.com's Trophy Room :)

    Great site!

    The kid in red looks like hes smug about just having successfully played a hilarious practical joke


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    #2664
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »
    The kid in red looks like hes smug about just having successfully played a hilarious practical joke
    Reminds me of the kid in the "Emperor's New Clothes" story...


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    #2665
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    OMG - I just noticed the watermark on that pic with blonde Jesus!

    Surfs up, dude!


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    #2666
    [Deleted User]
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4R4VMMTyGc


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    #2667
    sponsoredwalk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Deleted User wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4R4VMMTyGc

    Brilliant! Even better than the ones about Copper Face Jacks :p
    The end made my day :D


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    #2668
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


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    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #2669
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Now that doesn't make a lick of sense


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    #2670
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Now that doesn't make a lick of sense

    I think the point is that people who are told to abstain rarely do (at least they aren't more likely to abstain than anyone else).


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    #2671
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    I think the point is that people who are told to abstain rarely do (at least they aren't more likely to abstain than anyone else).
    Yeah, it's an from a series of advertisements from Catholics promoting condoms

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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