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Snow white

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  • 08-04-2007 9:06pm
    #1
    dil999
    Registered Users Posts: 672 ✭✭✭


    Snow White is upstairs in her room getting undressed. The seven dwarves decide to sneak a look, and climb up on each others shoulders with Doc on top looking in the window. Snow White removes her dress.

    Doc whispers down "She's taking off her dress" and it travels all the way down to Dopey at the bottom;
    "She's taking off her dress",
    "She's taking off her dress",
    "She's taking off her dress",
    "She's taking off her dress",
    "She's taking off her dress".

    Doc then whispers; "She's taking off her bra"
    all the way down it goes
    "She's taking off her bra"
    "She's taking off her bra"
    "She's taking off her bra"
    "She's taking off her bra"
    "She's taking off her bra"

    Doc whispers; "She's got great breasts"
    "She's got great breasts",
    "She's got great breasts",
    "She's got great breasts",
    "She's got great breasts",
    "She's got great breasts",

    Then Doc Whispers; "She's taking off her knickers"
    "She's taking off her knickers",
    "She's taking off her knickers",
    "She's taking off her knickers",
    "She's taking off her knickers",
    "She's taking off her knickers",

    Suddenly the door of the bedroom opens. Doc whispers down;
    "Shh! someones coming",
    "So am I",
    "So am I",
    "So am I",
    "So am I",
    "So am I",
    "So am I".


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    Mr Magnolia
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    LOL, 5 stars there :D


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    Hagar
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    Lol
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    Lol
    Lol
    Lol
    Lol


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    Rabies
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    you forgot the 7th LOL Hagar


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    boneless
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    Rabies wrote:
    you forgot the 7th LOL Hagar

    You forget one was Grumpy....


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    frobisher
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    Rabies wrote:
    you forgot the 7th LOL Hagar

    No, because whoever is on the bottom wouldn't have anyone to say it to! :p


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    K-9
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    frobisher wrote:
    No, because whoever is on the bottom wouldn't have anyone to say it to! :p

    Unless it wa s Dopey :confused:

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Wasn't one of them mute.

    Great joke btw 5 stars.


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    Rabies
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    de5p0i1er wrote:
    Wasn't one of them mute.
    No, but maybe his mouth was full.


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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    Love it


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were sharing a bath, they all felt happy.
    Happy got out of the bath so they all felt grumpy.


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