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Women will never cease to amaze me....

Drax · 2007-04-11 17:57:37

While arriving at a queue on the Northbound easy pass lane at the toll plaza today, I watched amazement as young lady was wandering around her car with an easy pass tag waving in one hand and a half eaten banana in the other. She then went up to the window of the booth trying to attract the attention of one of the…

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While arriving at a queue on the Northbound easy pass lane at the toll plaza today, I watched amazement as young lady was wandering around her car with an easy pass tag waving in one hand and a half eaten banana in the other. She then went up to the window of the booth trying to attract the attention of one of the operators while munching down on the fruit. Put the damn banana back in the car and hurry up woman. I know my first priority would be to get the f*ck out of there before someone got out of their car and beat the head off me. Horns started blowing and you could tell people were getting pissed off. Amazing stuff. If you are that lady, well I must say you were rather attractive and ...what you did with that banana....well hello :eek:

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#2 11-04-2007 6:59pm
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Thats wiimmen for ya:D

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#3 11-04-2007 7:12pm
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Any pics?
Did you get a reg number so we can trace/stalk?

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#4 11-04-2007 7:16pm
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wyndham wrote:

Any pics?
Did you get a reg number so we can trace/stalk?

Unfortunately not. The queue was too long

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#5 11-04-2007 8:05pm
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Maybe it is a cunning plan by the toll bridge owners to make the wait more enjoyable, at least for the men folk or lesbians amongst us.

I am not allowed discuss …

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#6 11-04-2007 8:58pm
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jmayo wrote:

Maybe it is a cunning plan by the toll bridge owners to make the wait more enjoyable, at least for the men folk or lesbians amongst us.

Brilliant!

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#7 11-04-2007 9:14pm
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Admit it, you thought of nothing else but bananas for the next 48 hours, didn't ye?

Can't you spot a viral marketing campaign by Chiquita Bananas when it smacks you over the head?

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#8 11-04-2007 9:15pm
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wyndham wrote:

Any pics?
Did you get a reg number so we can trace/stalk?

LMAO sinister mind at work me thinks.

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#9 12-04-2007 12:01am
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jmayo wrote:

Maybe it is a cunning plan by the toll bridge owners to make the wait more enjoyable, at least for the men folk or lesbians amongst us.

Why would a lesbian enjoy this scenario?

I'd be more concerned if she was waving the banana and eating the card, tbh.

Not your ornery onager

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#10 12-04-2007 12:12am
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esel wrote:

Why would a lesbian enjoy this scenario?

Coz it was mentioned by the OP that she was attractive.

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#11 12-04-2007 12:40am
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Slow coach wrote:

Coz it was mentioned by the OP that she was attractive.

If she was eating a taco maybe, but a banana?

Not your ornery onager

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#12 12-04-2007 2:55am
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Careful now, down with this sort of thing!!

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#13 12-04-2007 9:31am
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Did she swallow ?

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#14 12-04-2007 9:59am
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Where is Fits? She won't be too happy with this thread

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#15 12-04-2007 10:02am
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esel wrote:

If she was eating a taco maybe, but a banana?

classic

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#16 12-04-2007 10:04am
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esel wrote:

I'd be more concerned if she was waving the banana and eating the card, tbh.

She can wave my banana around if she likes!

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#17 12-04-2007 11:12am
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Carlos Odd Cargo wrote:

She can wave my banana around if she likes!

Hopefully not at the toll bridge!

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