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  • 18-04-2007 3:32pm
    #1
    The Freeman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭


    Sweating like a nun in a field full of cucumbers

    Jaysis shes a set of milkers on her that would feed a mart

    I’ve a horn on me that would bait a donkey out of a quarry

    Shes a face like a chewed toffee

    Me mickeys so hard id club a whale

    He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup

    He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician

    She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

    No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

    I left her with a face like a painters radio (eek)

    She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

    Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

    If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one

    She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab

    If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall

    Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her


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