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Old wives tales

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    "If you eat it all up, you'll grow up to be big and strong."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 392 ✭✭Twinkle-star15


    Thaedydal wrote:
    You won't get pregnant

    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    if you do anal

    You mean that's only an old wives tale!!! Damn, that's my biology exam failed...:P Sorry, couldn't resist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    There can be seepage and it can can happen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭!_Brian_!


    deisemum wrote:
    If you get a slice of wedding cake and put it under your

    If a bird (feathered type) craps on you it's a sign of good luck. :eek:


    I always thought it was if a bird sh@t on your shoulder it was a sign of good luck cause it didn't sh1t on your head! lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,472 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    Thaedydal wrote:
    There can be seepage and it can can happen.
    That don't bear thinking about. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭oleras


    some truth in this, the ammonia from the socks acts like smelling salts.


    Dont p1ss down your legs into your socks, cant be good....... :D

    And what has smelling salts got to do with a sore throat ?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    nlgbbbblth wrote:
    A butter dish (i.e a dish with real butter as opposed to a tub of Dairygold / other spread) on a kitchen table is a sign of

    - a man who beats his wife.

    :!!!
    A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Thaedydal wrote:
    You won't get pregnant

    if it is your first time,
    if you wee afterwards
    if he pulls out
    if you do it standing up
    if you do anal
    if you do it in the bath.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    it would want to be a hefty amount of 'seepage' considering how far it has to go


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