New Two Year Degree Course for Men

Enright

Read the pdf

dont know who or where the pdf went so here it is again

rymus

hell is a college run by feminists

whiskeyman

Am I the only one who can't see any attachments / links?

Feral Mutant

Nope, I don't see any pdf either.

Rabies

Nothing to see here. Move along folks.

Mr Magnolia

That's strange, I opened that PDF this morning, and there's no: edited by...

Rabies, you up to that witchcraft again?

Steoob

im guessing "read the pdf" is the joke... but i dont get it

Mr Magnolia

Steoob wrote:

im guessing "read the pdf" is the joke... but i dont get it

No, there was actually a pdf there this morning


*shruggs shoulders*

Rabies

Steoob wrote:

im guessing "read the pdf" is the joke... but i dont get it

That is what I presumed

Sparks400 wrote:

That's strange, I opened that PDF this morning, and there's no: edited by...

Rabies, you up to that witchcraft again?

/puts hands up

|o|

Wasn't me.

Hagar

I didn't touch it either.

It's haunted I tells ya...

banquo

Works for me. Funny stuff, made me lol, everyone looked.

jacQues

Enright wrote:

Read the pdf
dont know who or where the pdf went so here it is again

For those who cannot open the pdf...

BECOMING A MAN
- TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:

Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts)

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
SE#X 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SE#X 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SE#X 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective) (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives:
EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there.
1 MENtal Illness
2 MENstrual cramps
3 MENtal breakdown
4 MENopause
5 GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?

Send this to all women you know (and men with a sense of humour) and brighten up their day!!…. and when we have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy

de5p0i1er

I'm glad its on the other side of the world so it can't get me.