Football Players with Unfortunate Names

Kingp35

Im bored in work so decided to start this thread.

Can anyone name some footballers that have some "unfortunate" names?

I can name a few:

Brian Pinas - Newcastle
Julian Dicks - Liverpool
Danny ****tu - Watford
Stefan Kuntz - Kaiserslautern
Uwe Fuchs - Middlesborough
Jimmy Rimmer - Aston Villa

Anymore?

Drag00n79

Milan Fukal
Dean Windass
Rafael Scheidt
Lopez Ufarte

For clubs, it's hard to beat (pardon the pun!), Peruvian outfit Deportivo Wanka. See their beautiful jersey here.

Kingp35

What a Jersey. Gonna have to try get one of those.

Bernt Haas - FC Koln

and this is classic

Chique Arce - Played for Chile

Dont be at yourself

Nwankwo Kanu also raised a titter from me.

Roar

Kingp35 wrote:

Danny ****tu - Watford

ha ha, imagine the sun's headline if he did an "eric cantona in selhurst park" type thing!

Serbian

I don't know if this was inspired by The Guardian's The Knowledge Article, but here's a breakdown of all the names they mention:

Laughter Chilembe
Suprise Moriri
Have-A-Look Dube
Givemore Manuella
Gift Makolonio
Method Mwanyazi
Stephen Sunny Sunday
Naughty Mokoena
Tonic Chabalala
Ice Cream
Creedence Clearwater Couto
Harry Daft
Segar Bastard
Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway
Bongo Christ

Royale with Cheese

John Toshack. Toshack means bollocks in Turkish or something to that extent. I asked a Turkish friend if this was true, and apparently it is. The whole country had quite a laugh when he was manager of Besiktas.

Revelation Joe

All the ones named Bent...

Juan Pablo

Look out! Its the Hulk!

There is an Irish lad in the Verdy squad too.

dcarroll

was there someone playing for united in the youth cup final the other night called drinkwater?

BaZmO*

Roar wrote:

ha ha, imagine the sun's headline if he did an "eric cantona in selhurst park" type thing!

.

"KUNG FU SH1TU SHOCKER!"

edit - I'm only after getting the joke you were getting at.

FatherTed

Theres a US player called Max Cream:
http://www.sportingnews.com/soccer/articles/20060605/744764-p.html

And speaking of shirt sponsors, check out Chivas shirt:
http://www.worldsoccershop.com/shop-by-team-chivas-chivas-2007-home-ss-soccer-jersey.html


(btw they make bread)

fullstop

dcarroll wrote:

was there someone playing for united in the youth cup final the other night called drinkwater?

There sure was!

Mr. Presentable

Andrea Fortunato - Juventus

In May 1994, he was diagnosed with leukemia. He died 11 months later from pneumonia.

He was considered one of the great prospects of his generation. So, an unfortunate name.

Mitch Connor

A player United are apparently close to signing from Barcelona (pique/fabregas style)

GAY ASULIN

Mr.Nice Guy

How about Dean Windass.

acquiescefc

i noticed this guy scoring today for Alloa.....Bolochoweckjy

Blowfish

Trod Solid - a Norwiegan coach.
Joseph Desire Job
Wolfgang Wolf - a german coach

As for teams, Cape Cod Crusaders and Cockburn City are pretty good.*


*you can tell what I end up doing when bored playing FM.

Nalz

David Busst (who got his leg bussted and ended his career)

Unfortunate

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Blowfish wrote:

Wolfgang Wolf - a german coach

He managed Wolfsburg too.

:eek:

Space Coyote

Best so far has to be Max Cream. Priceless!

Victor

dcarroll wrote:

was there someone playing for united in the youth cup final the other night called drinkwater?

You mean you don't remember Carol? http://www.caroldrinkwater.com/

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Great article here about some African players with quality names, and some others aswell.

Some names from it.

Givemore Manuella
Gift Makolonio
Method Mwanyazi
Limited Chicafa
Danger Fourpence
Stephen Sunny Sunday
Naughty Mokoena
Tonic Chabalala
Creedence Clearwater Couto
Harry Daft
Segar Bastard
Norman Conquest
Johnny Moustache
Bongo Christ