Won't somebody think of the Jelly Babies?

Jesus Wept

mmm Gummi bears

Hal1

The-Rigger wrote:

mmm Gummi bears

They'd be like chewing on pieces of plastic ughhh. Leftover jellybaby batter

Jesus Wept

Hal1 wrote:

They'd be like chewing on pieces of plastic ughhh. Leftover jellybaby batter

:eek::eek:

The-Rigger wrote:

I found these while out for a walk, here is an artists impression of that moment. (He isn't much good, I won't be using him again.)

The 10 Jellymandments

1. We are the Jelly Babies, your god.


2. You shall not murder us.


3. You shall have no other gods, 'confectionery' related or not.


4. You shall not make yourself an idol (Lou.m, careful now, handing out Knighthoods?)


5. Do not take the name Jelly Baby/Jelly Babies/Jelly People/Jello/Gelatinous (etc, common sense) in vain.


6. Remember the sweets day (It was usually Saturday for most of us), keep it holy.


7. You shall not commit sexual acts with Jelly Babies. (This goes for everyone. (Damo, Kojak, Cian, I am keeping an eye on you specifically.)


8. You shall not bear false witness, i.e: Don't mix me us up with Gummi Bears, these are not the same thing, they are only a shower of no good bástards.


9. You shall steal, all Jelly babies, be them from factory or shop floor, but only for the purpose of freeing them.


10. Keep the 'Won't somebody think of the Jelly Babies' thread alive.

Capt'n Midnight

There are people out there that prefer to eat the male jelly babies because they have a little bit more jelly.

Lou.m

Hee hee hee hee:p

Capt'n Midnight

are Jelly babies made from animal gelatine or can vegatarians eat them ?

Jesus Wept

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

are Jelly babies made from animal gelatine or can vegatarians eat them ?

Nobody should eat them.

Stick to gummi bears ya bástard.

Lou.m wrote:

Hee hee hee hee

Hey Lou Lou!

Capt'n Midnight

The-Rigger wrote:

ya bástard.

how would you like yore ma insulted :mad:

Pick your weapon and I'll meet you at dawn.

Jesus Wept

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

how would you like yore ma insulted :mad:

Pick your weapon and I'll meet you at dawn.

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ah Bastard is generic, who actually uses it as the literal meaning?

I prefer to my killing at night.

Chillwithcian

Can you buy Vegitarian Jelly Babies variety?

Jesus Wept

Chillwithcian wrote:

Can you buy Vegitarian Jelly Babies variety?

Leave the Jelly Babies alone, they are babies ffs, eat gummi bears you fúcker.

Matt Holck

Matt Holck wrote:

jellies have no set form
morphing from human to donkey to bear ... ect.
jellies never stop growing
keep in mind that this gummy worm may have once been a cute little jelly baby


not so cute anymore is it

Why does this happen?
increased bandwidth and the simplicity of single page format
search engines are reading the entire page as realivent content with many sighted references

Do people read them?
not always,
these are merely extended blogs length
the content is not extensive merely embedded

Sarky

F*ck jelly babies.

F*ck them with a rake. A long, rusty one.

Jesus Wept