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Dear Abby

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  • 26-04-2007 7:55pm
    #1
    Hagar
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    Dear Abby,

    I am a crack dealer in FInglas who has recently been diagnosed
    as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Coolock. One of my
    sisters lives in Clonshaugh and is married to a transvestite.

    My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
    selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
    sisters, who are prostitutes in KIlbarrick.

    I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life
    sentence at Mountjoy for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
    brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with
    his three children.

    I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
    in Ballymun. She is a part time "working girl".

    All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
    forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
    open and honest with her.

    Should I tell her about my cousin, Kay, who lives in Tallaght?

    Signed,

    Worried About My Rep


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    #2
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Should I tell her about my cousin, Kay, who supports Man U. ?


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