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  • 27-04-2007 11:26AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭


    An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
    "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
    this procedure for 2 weeks.

    The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

    When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
    nearly 60 POUNDS!
    "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
    instructions?"

    The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I
    were going to drop dead dat 3rd day."

    "From hunger, you mean?"

    "No, from de bloody skippin'!!!!!"


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,235 ✭✭✭iregk


    da dum tisssss


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,411 ✭✭✭Dr4gul4


    and to think i buy my ram from you :rolleyes:


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