If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

hehe

yomchi · 2007-04-27 11:26:33

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS! "Why,…

Options

27-04-2007 12:26pm

#1

yomchi

Registered Users Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2006

Posts: 4308

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly 60 POUNDS!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"

The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I
were going to drop dead dat 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from de bloody skippin'!!!!!"

0

Comments

Options
#2 27-04-2007 1:49pm
iregk

Closed Accounts Posts: 4,237 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2005

Posts: 4124

da dum tisssss

0
Options
#3 27-04-2007 1:52pm
Dr4gul4

Registered Users Posts: 1,417 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2003

Posts: 1354

and to think i buy my ram from you :rolleyes:

0