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Rottweiler

Enright · 2007-04-27 21:30:13

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed," he says. "Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." He picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. After a couple of minutes he says, "I'm really sorry but I'm going to have to put him down."…

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27-04-2007 10:30pm

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Enright

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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed," he says. "Is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." He picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. After a couple of minutes he says, "I'm really sorry but I'm going to have to put him down."

"What!" exclaims the man. "Just because he's cross-eyed?"

"No," replies the vet, "because he's really heavy."

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#2 27-04-2007 10:39pm
Hagar

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"Just Like that".

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#3 28-04-2007 10:53am
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what's the difference between a Rottweiler and a social worker ?

you've a good chance of getting your kid back from a Rottweiler.

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