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  • 01-05-2007 4:05pm
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    Enright
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    A young man parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding away.

    More than a little distraught the man grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions the man starts screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll never be the same again!"

    After the man finally finishes his rant the policeman shakes his head in disgust, "I can't believe how bloody materialistic young people are these days," he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

    "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the man.

    The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"

    The man looks down in absolute horror, "FUXXNG HELL," he screams. "Where's my Rolex?"


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