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  • 02-05-2007 2:08am
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    neon_glows
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    Two Leprechauns walk into a convent and go up to the head nun. One of the Leprechauns jumped up on her desk and inquired "Excuse me sister, do you have any nuns my size in your convent?" "No" she replied, "We don't have any nuns your size in our convent. "What about anywhere around here, do you have any nuns my size in the city?" "No" the nun replied again "Have you ever heard of a nun my size in the whole world?" the leprechaun continued, getting more impatient. "No" the nun said "there are no nuns your size in the entire world" The other leprechaun fell over laughing his arse off "I KNEW IT" he yelled "I KNEW YOU ****ED A PENGUIN!!"


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