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  • 03-05-2007 12:45am
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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
    A: Ground beef.

    ADULT
    A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR
    A place where women curl up and dye.

    CANNIBAL
    Someone who is fed up with people.

    CHICKENS
    The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE
    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST
    Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST
    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    GOSSIP
    A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

    HANDKERCHIEF
    Cold Storage.

    INFLATION
    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MYTH
    A female moth.

    MOSQUITO
    An insect that makes you like flies better.

    RAISIN
    Grape with a sunburn.

    SECRET
    Something you tell to one person at a time.

    SKELETON
    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

    TOOTHACHE
    The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW
    One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    YAWN
    An honest opinion openly expressed.

    WRINKLES
    Something other people have. You have character lines.


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