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Sportsmans Double

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  • 03-05-2007 12:53pm
    #1
    drunk_monk
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    I thought yesterday was my lucky night!!!

    I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

    She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog &
    she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter 3
    some?

    I said no.

    We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

    I went back to her house. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...




    "MUM...ARE YOU AWAKE?"


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    #2
    Enright
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Enright


    wasnt expecting that
    nice one


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    #3
    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Was expecting it. Still funny though.


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    #4
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Got me. Nice one.:D


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    #5
    darkskol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    Got a laugh out of me :D


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    #6
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,084 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Seen that coming but funny none the less.


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    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Excellent!


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    Kojak
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    Ha :D


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