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  • 04-05-2007 12:43pm
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    L...
    Registered Users Posts: 26 ✭


    Can anyone give any ideas of funny questions that i can ask for a beauty pageant that i am hosting although it is a skit and it's men dressing up as women. I'm looking for some real funny questions.Thanks for the help


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    TeenageKicks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭TeenageKicks


    Should it not be other way round where you ask a normalish questions but you contestants give funny or cheesy answers like on Blind Date.

    E.G. If you were a packet of crisps what flavour would you be

    Ans: Beef Flavour cos a I like a bit of meat bada bing!!!


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    L...
    Registered Users Posts: 26 ✭L...


    Yea thats true any other questions come on keep them coming. Thanks


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Did your mother have any children that lived?


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    Enright
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Enright


    I found these on the net

    10. How many men have you had sex with? At one time?


    9. Have you ever had sex with another girl? When and with whom?


    8. How much hairspray does it take to get that fresh "just took off the helmet" look?


    7. Who convinced you that playing an accordion was a talent?


    6. Did you put your make-up on with a putty knife or a spatula?


    5. Can you spell the word "cat"? Can you spell?


    4. When was your last meal?


    3. How many of the judges did you sleep with to make it to the top 5?


    2. What was your breast size before the boob job?


    and the number one question:


    1. Do you swallow?


    Bonus Question: After you save the world, won't you be bored?


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    sd123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭sd123


    how about, nice legs, what time do they open?:D


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    Zapp Brannigan
    Registered Users Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    Hagar wrote:
    Did your mother have any children that lived?
    Been watching Full Metal Jacket recently?


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    Oliverdog
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    Now then, what's your name ? Any idea ?


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    It BeeMee
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    Do you sleep on your stomach?
    Can I?


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