So my parents think I'm gay.

Binomate

muppetkiller wrote:

Those pics look deffo gay + homosexual + bi-curious (Cartman the god)....
Oh and what's the story with your sig ..lots of men holding hands ?

Maybe by the time this thread is complete you will be gay lol

Oh stop.

Jonesy3110

There's a lot of this lately. Its something in the water. Or else an updated Parents Handbook has been sent out.

Apparently 'You'll have someone's eyes out with that!!' and 'I'll <insert word from previous sentence> YOU!!!' have been removed, I hear.

I was joking around with my Mom one day and I was telling her I was going down the pub (I think I was about 15) and she said "No ones gonna let you into a pub!" And I said "I'll just get a fake ID," and then she said (god bless my mum) "I'll give you a fake ID in a minute!"

Mahatma coat

deny it vehemently when they ask directly, but camp up the bodylanguage when they're around, that should freakem right out

Pherekydes

Deleted User wrote:

slow coach wrote:

If you hate your parents so much...

He didnt say his parents hated him.

I didn't either.




If those pics are really of him then he's deffo swinging the other way, at least some of the time. Why is it such an issue with you, OP? Can you not admit it to yourself?

intheknow

Looking at the pics I would say 100% Knob jockey..Looks like a moody bitch too !

Binomate

Slow coach wrote:

I didn't either.




If those pics are really of him then he's deffo swinging the other way, at least some of the time. Why is it such an issue with you, OP? Can you not admit it to yourself?

I'm unable to tell if you're just pissing about with this post now, or just being sarcastic. For the few people who didn't quite pick up on the joke, those pictures were not me. I'm not emo.

I also never once said I hated my parents. I also never once said that this was a personal issue. I posted this thread for laughs. If I wanted serious advice on what to do about my parents thinking I'm gay, I'd have gone to the PI forums.

StephenC_IRL

Winters wrote:

It seems to be the "in" thing for kids these days. That and being emo.

the only difference between emo and gay is ones got style, the others got depression

The Bollox

Binomate wrote:

I'm unable to tell if you're just pissing about with this post now, or just being sarcastic. For the few people who didn't quite pick up on the joke, those pictures were not me. I'm not emo.

I also never once said I hated my parents. I also never once said that this was a personal issue. I posted this thread for laughs.

so all this time you were just fúcking with us? we poured our hearts and souls out to help you, and it was all just a joke? where do you think you are? the internet?

Binomate

The Bollox wrote:

so all this time you were just fúcking with us? we poured our hearts and souls out to help you, and it was all just a joke? where do you think you are? the internet?

You can continue to pour your heart out if you want, my parents still think I'm gay.

BrandonBlock

Being gay is sooo out this season. Listen to the wise words of bruno:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21XEishihNo

Winters

Binomate wrote:

Oh stop.

"Oh stop it you"

"Theres a spark in my hair, get it, get it!"

The Bollox

'hot stuff coming through!'

The_Minister

"We work hard, we play hard"

Anti

Binomate wrote:

No. -_-

I think your in denial mate.

Tar.Aldarion

'There's something wrong with this Lesbian bar, there's no fire exits!'

The_Minister

.....maybe they want to spice up their marraige.

Winters

Do you find this appealing Binomate?

Caliden

ntlbell wrote:

If you just found out your going to have to take a 10 inch bread stick up your tight one every night for the rest of your life would you not be worried?

Doesn't seem to bother you.

DublinWriter

Binomate wrote:

I said nothing and laughed slightly and continued eating, despite the fact that they were deadly serious. They probably think I'm gay now more than ever. Ha ha!

They would if you reacted like this:

Dad: Son, are you gay?
Son: Gay? Moi?! Oh pluh-ese. You know, like, gay *is* the new straight!
Mum: Sobs
Son: That quiche is just too presh Mum!
Mum: Sobs louder.

Plissken1

If your not married by the age of 25 in Ireland people think your Gay. If you don't have a five year plan going, or if you are not afraid of being single, actually if your anyway differant in this country, your just leaving yourself open for finger pointing and rumuors. I know so many people who are married to, or going out with people they dont really like that much. I think its an Irish thing. I still think we are very set in our ways, no matter how much we like to think we have become more modern. Although we do have alot of Chav's now, and coke heads.

slipss

Burning Eclipse wrote:

Appropriate me thinks,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoO8LyizLA

But more importantly, also funny!!

@ MarkR .... rofl

That kids fukking hilarious, always has me in sticthes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B4Lrl9pdAA

Kernel

I always thought Binomate was gay because of his fixation with Michael Jackson......

Binomate

Kernel wrote:

I always thought Binomate was gay because of his fixation with Michael Jackson......

I actually thought this may have been the reason earlier on today for a while.

Jesus Wept

Burning Eclipse wrote:

Appropriate me thinks,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoO8LyizLA

But more importantly, also funny!!

@ MarkR .... rofl

brill

Kernel

Binomate wrote:

I actually thought this may have been the reason earlier on today for a while.

Are you sexually attracted to women your own age?

The_B_Man

Binomate wrote:

I didn't give them a straight answer either.

lol, so ya gave them a gay answer?

thecheese

StephenC_IRL wrote:

the only difference between emo and gay is ones got style, the others got depression

tom_ass19

Binomate wrote: »

Hmm, maybe that one didn't do me justice. What about this one?

typed emo in google search n got this, its like the 5th page.....he obviously must look like a state since he didnt even post his own pic

http://petridish.net/pics/22774/md-emo%20fag.jpg

Terry

This thread ran its course months ago.

Infraction for tom_ass19 for bumping this just to have a go at Binomate.
Stick to the thread in the thunderdome.