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another poodle joke.

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  • 11-05-2007 9:58pm
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    galwayrush
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    The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the

    entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left

    was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged French woman's poodle.



    The war weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

    The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular

    "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."



    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat

    left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm

    very tired" She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude,

    you are also arrogant!"



    This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up

    the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.



    The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor!

    This American should be put in his place!"



    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you

    Americans o ften seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong

    thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your

    autos on the wrong side of the road. And now sir, you seem

    to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window!


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