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The Elephant and the Balloon

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  • 13-05-2007 9:26pm
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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Manny reading Bernard and Mannies Book

    Manny: There's the elephant. He's happy with his balloon. Oh no, where's it gone?

    Bernard looks drunkenly shocked.

    Manny: Its not behind the Rhinocerous.

    Both shake their heads.

    Manny: Look inside the crocodiles mouth.

    Both: Its not there either.

    Manny: Ooooooooh the monkeys got it. He brings it back, they all drink lemonade, the end.


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    littlejp
    Registered Users Posts: 715 ✭✭✭littlejp


    This thread is so good that if I was you I would delete before people expect you to write more threads of this quality.

    Is that pressure you can handle?;)


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    Baggly
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    Too many jokes end tragically these days. its refreshing that professional comedians can come up with a joke with a happy ending.


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    Karoma
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    Bernard: "If you live in a council flat"... "beside a river"... "but are not blind"... WHAT? WHAT?! "What is your mother's maiden name?" What's her first name? I just knew her as Ma! Ma! That'll have to do. Ma... possibly deceased.


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    Zapp Brannigan
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    Black Books...

    What a show!


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    Oriel
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    The best book that never was...


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    Setun
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    Re Manny's soup tower: "Where are the TURRETS! THAT'S RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    roffle.


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    mc nuggets
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    you think you can dance


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    #9
    keltoms
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    terrible joke:(


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    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    "Hello we'd like to talk to you about Je'sus"


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